The Daily Mail has reported Fergie's youngest child Princess Eugenie has just sat for her first official portrait, and it's fair to say the results are rather pleasing for all involved. We imagine this photo is going straight to her Facebook account (MySpazz being dead and all).

It is pleasing to note that Eugenie's saintliness (and newly embraced inner hottie) has not been tarnished by her association with "undesirables" like Bob Geldof's offspring...

Unlike her cousins, William and Harry, the nearest Eugenie has come to a public scandal was being turned away from the VIP section at a music festival two years ago because the bouncer didn't believe she was a princess.

That's not to say she doesn't have her moments and with a possy of dubious friends including Peaches and Pixie Geldof, it's no surprise that her own father admits she had been a "tearaway" at times.

Would that be Pixie Geldof, Eugenie's red hot lesbian lover?

Britain's Princess Eugenie has posted a loving message to Sir Bob Geldof's daughter Pixie, on the internet site Facebook. The 17-year-old princess jokingly calls the 16-year-old rocker's daughter her "lover" and says she can't wait to see her again.

Eugenie wrote on Pixie's personal Facebook page: "Am seeing you in less than two days after it being nearly a year and I feel that is hideous behavior from both is us. Can't handle another year with no love from my lover."

She then ends the message with 20 kisses.

10 kisses is hilarious japery. Fifteen, maybe bi-curious experimentation. But everyone knows that ending a playful Facebook wall post with 20 goddamn kisses is pretty much as close to fully-fledged Ellenism as one can get.

Moving on. Let us turn to a commenter on the Daily Mail's website for a nice summary of Eugenie's spunky Tatler turn.

After the makeover, she looks the best.

- Ms D.Lee, Hong Kong

Indeed, Ms D. Lee of Hong Kong. Indeed.

 

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