Paper Mag’s Top Ten Worst Nude Scenes Are Disturbingly Delicious

Normally the opportunity to see celebs naked on film is worthy of spending whatever it takes to buy the DVD and add it to your dirty collection. Heather Graham in Boogie Nights comes to mind, as does Halle Berry in Monster’s Ball. But when folks like Philip Seymour Hoffman and Kathy Bates are flashing their naughty bits in crystal clear HD, we tend to shut our eyes fast the way we do whenever a particularly gruesome scene from the Saw franchise comes on. Nevertheless, Paper Magazine compiled a totally excellent Top Ten list of the worst nude scenes they’ve ever seen and, while the images aren’t pretty, they’re still perfect for a good cry/laugh for a Friday afternoon. Some NSFW stills from his list we managed to wrangle after the jump, if you dare…

Though Paper didn’t dare dig up any terribly revealing visuals of the gory scenes in question (Ed. Note – What a bunch of squares!), we dug up a few from his top five. For all two of you interested in salivating over Hoffman’s flabby butt, Patrick Dempsey’s censored full-frontal or Julie Andrews’ surprisingly perfect rack, today’s your day.

Julie Andrews kinda makes us wanna switch sides in S.O.B.:

Patrick Dempsey, the lone attractive male example on Paper’s list, in Some Girls:

And PSH giving Penelope Cruz the ol’ doggie in Before The Devil Knows You’re Dead:

• CINEMANIAC’S TOP TEN WORST NUDE SCENES OF ALL TIME [Papermag.com]