Our faith in Lindsay Lohan’s discreet, discerning tastes in only the highest-grade exploitation is reaffirmed at last, with a helpful tipster pointing us to the very NSFW XTube video from which this morning’s rumoured sex-tape still was ripped. The clips reveal little more than the anonymous debauchery we hoped would win out, thus closing this investigation and returning us to the queasy anticipation of the next round of cringeworthy smut. Which should arrive in 5… 4… 3… 2… [The Blemish]