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Oprah On Her Dog's Fatal Accident: 'If I Had Only Known Doggie Heimlich'
Posted by Seth at 9:15 AM on March 22, 2008
Mmmmm....dirrrrrrrt sannnnndwich. Each week, Defamer videogetarian Molly McAleer plucks just the ripest, juiciest morsels from the tabloid TV landscape, slices them finely, then stacks them carefully on artisanal all-grain bread smeared in a Tuscan olive tapanade for a satisfying meal unto itself. This week: an impressionable Abigail Breslin recalls her Spartan co-star's toilet-mouth; TMZ has a good laugh at serious skin conditions and near-fatal animal attacks; Gary Busey pep-talks the terminal cancer right out of Patrick Swayze; and Oprah's dog chokes to death on a ball. Enjoy!
Mmmmm....dirrrrrrrt sannnnndwich. Each week, Defamer videogetarian Molly McAleer plucks just the ripest, juiciest morsels from the tabloid TV landscape, slices them finely, then stacks them carefully on artisanal all-grain bread smeared in a Tuscan olive tapanade for a satisfying meal unto itself. This week: an impressionable Abigail Breslin recalls her Spartan co-star's toilet-mouth; TMZ has a good laugh at serious skin conditions and near-fatal animal attacks; Gary Busey pep-talks the terminal cancer right out of Patrick Swayze; and Oprah's dog chokes to death on a ball. Enjoy!
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meerkat
Posted 11:19 AM 22/3/08
I'm sorry about any animal's suffering.
But are we sure she didn't just sit on him?
meerkat
finwar
Posted 11:55 AM 22/3/08
@meerkat: Thus the "...stabbing pain...wonder..."
finwar
tribalpottery
Posted 11:55 AM 22/3/08
That's the second pet Oprah has lost in the past year.
tribalpottery
BitchyMcSarcasm
Posted 1:08 PM 22/3/08
If I had a nickel for everytime I said that... I'd be Oprah
BitchyMcSarcasm
PaisleyPajamas
Posted 7:02 AM 23/3/08
There will come a day when Abigail realizes that a beautiful man talking dirty is a good thing.
Next up? She tells us that Ryan Reynolds is sweaty and likes to take his shirt off.
PaisleyPajamas
gabelle
Posted 12:02 PM 23/3/08
I cannot snark on the loss of a furbaby. Hugs, Oprah.
gabelle
G3K
Posted 9:24 AM 24/3/08
This is my favorite thing of the week, every week. Dirrrrrrrrrrt sandwich.
G3K
raincoaster
Posted 5:33 PM 24/3/08
What kind of twisted powers does Molly have? God just kilt another Oprah pet!!!
raincoaster
Superstarsteve
Posted 5:56 AM 25/3/08
Molly McAleer is saving us so much time. God bless the girl. I'm just finding out Oprah's dog died (where was Gail?), and reaffirming my belief that TMZ stands for "The Most Zeroed" when it comes to qualm holding.
Superstarsteve