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Newly Surfaced Evidence Suggests George Clooney's Girlfiend Enjoys The Taste Of Sand And Magazines
Posted by Seth at 4:41 AM on March 29, 2008
Spotted frequently at George Clooney's side, little is known about the actor's comely and seemingly demure girlfriend Sarah Larson, an oversight finally corrected by Star Magazine in a blistering exposé entitled "Sarah Larson's Sin City Secrets." Described as a "former go-go dancer," the leading supermarket news source soberly goes on to report that "evidence of her wild escapades has been spilling out of Sin City like quarters from a slot machine!" Exhibit A: The 2007 photo above, from lastnightsparty.com, in which Larson is seen giving her dead-on impression of a Dune sandworm, moments after emerging from its subterranean lair to feast on a meal of sand plankton (as represented by a glossy magazine and actual sand). Think that's amazing? Wait until you see Exhibit B, in which Larson appears to levitate right off the ground—a stunning illusion achieved using nothing more than some powerful inner-thigh strength and the hips of a nearby patron. It's after the jump.
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TheStarterWife
Posted 6:20 AM 29/3/08
@sundaeg1rl: Oh for fucks sake.
These pictures are hot, and if anything, makes me jealous of Clooney. (More than usual.)
TheStarterWife
Leviticus_71
Posted 6:10 AM 29/3/08
I think she was actually shooting an audition tape for Chris Isaak's next Opus. Ode to a Beetlejuice Sandworm.
Leviticus_71
apostropheS
Posted 6:08 AM 29/3/08
George, what are you doing railing that super hot slut?
I would (could) never do that.
Come on.
apostropheS
brechtgirl
Posted 6:00 AM 29/3/08
This is all supposed to make us like her more, right?
I could care less that she's dating George Clooney, but that last photo makes me super jealous of that bitch.
brechtgirl
sundaeg1rl
Posted 5:56 AM 29/3/08
Oh my. Look at those stretch marks!
sundaeg1rl
Mel Gibstein
Posted 5:55 AM 29/3/08
Uh...yes, please!
Mel Gibstein
OldTowneTavern
Posted 6:49 AM 29/3/08
I'm trying to read the mind of hoop earring girl standing next to them: "This is really getting out of hand. I'm so embarrassed for them... next round on me!"
OldTowneTavern
sundaeg1rl
Posted 6:37 AM 29/3/08
@TheStarterWife: Apologies, teenage possessiveness took hold for a minute. I'd be doing the same if it was a boyfriend of Ricky Martin. Since all my other previous heartthrobs have turned out to be utter douchebags, I feel I'm clinging on to what's still sacred.
To be honest, I wouldn't turn down relations with either of them. Or both of them.
sundaeg1rl
Greasy Thumb Guzik
Posted 6:27 AM 29/3/08
I think she's sitting on the top of the seat & has her thighs around that guy.
But still, she's hotter than anyone I've ever known, biblically or otherwise.
Greasy Thumb Guzik
bess marvin, girl detective
Posted 6:26 AM 29/3/08
george always did like his women with a little less class.
bess marvin, girl detective
Readsforaliving
Posted 7:15 AM 29/3/08
Has Hector Elizondo arranged the shopping spree on Rodeo Drive (because the snooty shop ladies won't wait on the likes of her) yet?
Readsforaliving
Dr. Spaceman
Posted 7:14 AM 29/3/08
What's the name of that blog? "Hot women and douchebags?"
Dr. Spaceman
apostropheS
Posted 8:01 AM 29/3/08
oh gawd. douchebag? is it 2001 again?
please stop, Doctor.
apostropheS
decoitous
Posted 7:59 AM 29/3/08
Sure sure, but I'm quite sure she's never once accidently called Clooney "Client #9". Okay, maybe once.
decoitous
Superstarsteve
Posted 10:46 AM 29/3/08
She looks like a fun person.
Superstarsteve
anotherlovetko
Posted 3:57 AM 31/3/08
like? love? I was staring at the photo while typing, lol...
anotherlovetko
anotherlovetko
Posted 3:57 AM 31/3/08
Yeah, I'd to be her friend, too lol...
anotherlovetko
gimoz
Posted 3:04 AM 1/4/08
George is one of the only stars in Hollywood who does what he wants when he wants. If he's hanging out with Sarah Larson, it's because he does not care what the press "digs up," all of which he knows anyway.
Jay Osbourne
DVDs4theSAT SAT prep you can rewind
gimoz
Little Mintz Sunshine
Posted 12:17 PM 1/4/08
So we can pretty much assume she's not a virgin?
Little Mintz Sunshine
Dave J.
Posted 1:55 AM 2/4/08
I think that last photo is her dramatic re-enactment of the library love scene from Atonement. Bravo.
Dave J.