Natalie Imbruglia Has A New Date, But We Can’t Show You His Face

Natalie “Boog” Imbruglia has hit the singles scene running since her split from husband Daniel “I Like Vaginas, Honest Injun” Johns; first she was checked out by Johnny Borrell from Razorlight, now it seems she has her eye on someone who, should one of his dad’s famed idiotic promotional pranks go wrong sooner rather than later, will one day inherit exceedingly large amounts of money – Sam “Son Of Richard” Branson.

Imbruglia, who split from her rock star husband Daniel Johns in January after four years of marriage, has reportedly been cosying up to Sam in London.

The 33-year-old Torn singer was one of the guests at a £100,000 ($216,122) ski-themed party to celebrate Sam’s planned Arctic expedition.

This is all well and good, but we were particularly amused by News Ltd’s decision to illustrate the story with a picture perhaps more befitting Australia’s Most Wanted:

HAVE YOU SEEN NATALIE IMBRUGLIA’S RUMOURED NEW SHAG? CALL CRIME-STOPPERS NOW.