Naomi Watts’ First Class Adventures Lead News Ltd To Ask Some Big Questions

Naomi Watts recently encountered some cranky airline passengers when her baby Alexander cried for forty minutes during a recent flight.

Pointy-end-of-the-plane passengers “literally stood out of their seats and gave me glaring eyes,” Watts told a US chat show this week, after her infant son squawked for 40 minutes on a recent flight from Los Angeles to Sydney.

“I think they just felt a little p. . . ed off they spent so much money on a flight and they have to listen to that.” So she stripped. “He’s too young for drugs, so I just put him on the boob,” Watts said.

Quick thinking, Watts!

Naomi’s tale of first class infant prejudice leads News Ltd to ask their readership “Should babies be allowed in business class and first class?”

What a ridiculous question! Of course children should not be allowed in first class. Nor should they be allowed on any kind of transportation whatsoever if there is even the slightest chance of them disturbing paying adult passengers.

In fact, let’s not stop at banning them from planes (both the moneybags end of the airline, and the poverty class). If you ask us, all small children should simply be placed in a giant pit filled with cushions (with bowls of breast milk scattered around the place, we don’t want the little tackers to starve) and left there to frolic in their own waste until they grow large enough to be gagged without the risk of choking to death. Then, and only then, should small children be allowed to mix with the rest of society.