Jive Schmive, We're Just Glad To Learn The So You Think You Can Dance Kids Are A Fruity Bunch
When we saw the picture on your left pop up on the news.com.au front page, we put two and two together and concluded JD and Rhys from So You Think You Can Dance were cock-bonding in the few precious and no doubt savoured moments they're not learning how to bust out Emotional Hip Hop or Dramatic Jazz Waltz (or whatever weird style of choreography we've never actually heard of that they've unluckily pulled out from the Magical Hat Of Dance Moves for the week).
Sadly, it seems News Ltd's choice of photo is not indicative of the saucy couplings going on behind the scenes, and JD and Rhys are simply chums (FOR NOW), but the article itself does reveal a couple of interesting things when it comes to the sex lives of contestants.
Hallelujah, let the bi-curiosity run free!
Brisbane's Jack Chambers, admits that, while he is straight, has hasn't ruled out the idea of switching camps. "I've only been in relationships with girls but I believe you can fall in love with anyone you want," he says. "It's about the person, not the sex."
Right on, Jack!
Another dancer who is happy to bat for both sides is B-girl Demi Sorono who is recently single after breaking up with longtime girlfriend Nikki. "I don't want to sell myself short," she says. "Love is love. I haven't always dated women - I have been with men."
So in other words, we should hold off on buying a whole lotta music from the Righteous Babe catalogue when your birthday rolls around?
Crowd favourite Rhys Bobridge also confirmed his sexuality status and opens up about being gay-bashed at a dance party in Adelaide two years ago.
No surprises there, although we had secretly hoped he was at least slightly intrigued by breasts thus dramatically increasing our chances of becoming Mrs Rhys Bobridge at some point.
Slightly more conservative is jazz dancer Graeme Isaako who confesses that, as a Mormon, he would like to settle down one day with a "nice Mormon girl".
BOO! FIND A DOODLE, SETTLE DOWN
Let's turn to all-knowing, all-threatening host of So You Think You Can Dance, the wonderful gamut-of-emotions running mystical creature we lovingly refer to as The Bass for the final word on this story.

Very good, The Bass.




I guess one week with lesbian-head entitles Jmag to use the rather awesome phrase "cock-bonding' in the same way KFed uses niggaz...
Wow, this is all the hook ups you could find..lol
Maybe you should look harder..ha ha!
oh and pls dont use the word cock bonding with my brothers name again LOL!