Jack Nicholson’s Very NSFW Double Nip Slip!

Stop counting calories, it’s the weekend! Indulge yourself by taking a giant bite out of our Dirt Sandwich, one that’s been carefully arranged and piled high with yummy (yet trans-fat free) toppings by Defamer’s resident sandwich artist, Molly McAleer. The ingredients in this week sandwich include: aspiring cookbook author Katie Lee Joel dishes on what it’s like to have a step-daughter just four years her junior; we learn about the drugs (!) and the kidnapping (!) that plagued the king of the tighty-whiteys, Calvin Klein; Donnie Osmond kissing, wait for it, a girl!; and, finally, a sad update on the second least talented member of the Jackson 5 (no offence to Tito, really). Enjoy!

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