It's A Bit Early For This, Isn't It, News.com.au?
Posted by Clem Bastow at 2:57 PM on March 6, 2008
Like most fans of quality '80s cheese, erotic pottery throwing, and excellent cult cameos, we were saddened to read this morning of Patrick Swayze's battle with cancer (apparently pancreatic), which - depending on whether or not you believe The National Enquirer - could be terminal.
It seems no one, however, was more upset than the picture editors over at News.com.au, who have prepared themselves for the less savoury of a few possible outcomes by putting together this gallery:

"Life in pictures"? Doesn't that sound a little too funereal for your liking? We thought so, too.
Easy there, News dudes, he's still alive!

Comments
Jaded
Posted March 6, 2008 3:51 PM
If they're going to do something like that, go the whole way I say. Bring on the "To Wong Foo" pictures or a picture of him and Chris Farley dancing off for a place in the Chippendales.
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Posted March 6, 2008 9:26 PM
wow they really are filth