The photo you see at left at greatly diminished capacity is apparently a snap of Carson Kressley and his "down under lover", who Sydney Confidential were keen to tell us about the other day - except for that annoying detail of, well, not having any actual details about it.

You can see a bigger photo here. We love how spontaneous and relaxed this shot looks, particularly:

a) Carson has brought his Louis Vuitton carry-all to Bondi Beach
b) Both parties patently aware they are being photographed
c) Carson's "down under lover" possibly on phone to Mum, telling her to check the papers tomorrow

More than anything, though, the photo just leaves us with one burning question: where can we get a pair of shorts with the test pattern on them like the dude sitting directly behind Carson?!