In Anime, No One Can Hear Your Children Scream

· The first tantalising images from Britney Spears’s next music video have emerged, revealing that the director has devised a clever way to avoid missed call times and awkward wardrobe fittings: Animate her! Still, not all crises were averted, as a famished Cartoon Britney accidentally devoured the cast of Aqua Teen Hunger Force, who happened to be wandering by on their way to a shoot next door. [The Sun]
· Lede of the Day: “CNN said it shouldn’t have used a former U.S. attorney who quit his job after allegedly biting a stripper as an analyst about New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer’s prostitution scandal.” [AP]
· jPod, Canada’s Quarterlife, has been canceled. Paging Rockstar Silverman. Paging Rockstar Ben Silverman: Hot foreign series concept in need of U.S. retooling! [The Vancouver Sun]
· The Photoshop Disasters blog wonders what it is about the solid bar between two skyscraper windows that fascinates The Dark Knight so. [Photoshop Disasters]
· Stoner Mary Ann is even cuter when her uncropped mugshot shows you how little she is! [Yahoo News]