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How To Get Justin Timberlake Naked: A Bedtime Story By Madonna
Posted by Molly Friedman at 8:45 AM on March 12, 2008
At last night's Rock 'n Roll Hall of Fame ceremony, Justin Timberlake reignited some long-dead interest in Madonna's sex life by revealing one of her current flirting tactics. And while it doesn't compare with a simulated blow job, it may be more effective in today's health-concerned times. It seems that when Justin and Madge got together to work on her next album, Hard Candy, she dipped into her bag of tricks and fetched a liquid-filled syringe. And even though the injections in question didn't contain GHB or roofies, they did have this desirable effect on Timberlake:
"I don't know what you say to that, so I immediately dropped my pants. She gave me a shot in my ass and looks at me and says, 'Nice top shelf.' That was one of the greatest days of my life."
Alas, those needles were simply filled with B-12, which you'll recall as being Lindsay Lohan's favourite vitamin. Sigh. After that confession, Justin went on to not-so-subtly take a jab at poor Britney Spears by alerting the presses that he may have dated a few "Madonna wannabes" in his past, but it was Madonna's rebuttal that ultimately pleased the crowd. Never one to miss a chance for public displays of sexual repertoire, Madonna took the stage and line-edited Timberlake's tale: "Everything he said is basically true, but I didn't say 'drop 'em,' I said, 'pull your pants down.'" While she might be getting older, we're glad to see that Madge hasn't lost touch with her "Human Nature" era dominatrix ways.
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Tippi from Toronto
Posted 5:27 AM 12/3/08
@Colonel Mustard: I don't know what it means either.
I do know this, though: I have seen guys at the gym benchpressing small cars and their arms aren't as big as Madonna's.
Tippi from Toronto
Calraigh
Posted 5:27 AM 12/3/08
Either those American Apparel ads are starting to work or I just don't care.
Calraigh
gwendolyn
Posted 5:27 AM 12/3/08
So, do the M and the D in Ms. Ciccone-Ritchie's one name brand stand for 'Medical Doctor'? And just how bright is Mr. Timberlake that he would let MADONNA stick him with a hypodermic needle she pulled out of a BAG?
gwendolyn
el smrtmnky
Posted 5:27 AM 12/3/08
Lou Perlman could not be reached for comment
el smrtmnky
Wolfsheim
Posted 5:27 AM 12/3/08
Isn't Timberlake inducting Madonna, like Diablo Cody inducting David Mamet? (I do apologize for comparing Madge to Mamet but it worked to get my point across.)
Wolfsheim
Colonel Mustard
Posted 5:27 AM 12/3/08
"Top shelf"? Am I suddenly so old that I am unclear on sexual terminology, or did she look at his nether regions and say he had nice tits?
Colonel Mustard
JudgeFudge
Posted 5:27 AM 12/3/08
I imagine that Justin Timberlake has quite a few stories that involve the phrase "I don't know what you say to that, so I immediately dropped my pants".
JudgeFudge
Miss Anne Thrope
Posted 6:42 AM 12/3/08
@Colonel Mustard: @Tippi from Toronto:
Top shelf liquor?? Maybe it was vodka.
Miss Anne Thrope
Poncharello
Posted 11:13 AM 12/3/08
A 50 year old woman who has the arms of an East German shotputter and carries around syringes in a bag? George Mitchell, please come to the white courtesy phone.
Poncharello
Zephyr_in_the_Sea
Posted 11:13 AM 12/3/08
Shots of B-12 my foot! Look at her arm...that is a sure sign of extraterrestrial activity. Face it people, Madonna is not a human being anymore. Last time I checked, humans don't just go injecting vitamins into their friend's asses. Right?
Zephyr_in_the_Sea
Little Mintz Sunshine
Posted 4:15 PM 12/3/08
Didn't she shoot up GBut with "vitamins" on the set of Guy Ritchie's next "film"?
And Madge, keep your paws OFF my pretend Scottish husband? K?
Little Mintz Sunshine