Just when you thought it was safe to don ridiculous yellow glasses and advertise your shindigs on Le Spazz without fear of being confused for Narre Warren's finest, it emerges that Corey Worthington Delany is not only back in our papers, but making serious cash from his reputation as a fun time guy with impressive abilities to advertise suburban house parties through the magic of text messaging and social networking sites.

Forget about his 15 minutes of fame, notorious party pest Corey Worthington is set to go global, having signed a lucrative endorsement deal with one of the largest mobile phone companies in the UK.

 

Ringing in his status as the poster pin-up for petulant teens around the world, Worthington's yellow sunglasses-clad face has been chosen to spruik the O2 network's latest campaign - to launch in the UK on Monday.

What? Huh? Why? Really?

"If you thought you'd seen the last of Corey you were sadly mistaken - this is only the beginning," Markson [Corey's agent] gloated yesterday.

"This opportunity will mark Corey's first commercial and it's enormous - let's just say he'll be able to pay back any debts caused by damage from the party several times over.

"His parents are quite happy with the outcome of the whole situation, Corey's starting to make money and he's got a career ahead of him."

A career as what exactly, a full time fuckwit? Still. It's nice to see he's patched things up with "the rents". We suppose making a truckload of cash from the whole ordeal more than makes up for having the living room carpet covered in Bacardi Breezer-induced vomit. Once again, money brings people together! Hurrah for moolah!

Corey's tale will be a Neighbours storyline in the not too distant future, mark our words. And who knows? Maybe the ballsy little bastard will end up leading the Liberal Party.

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