Girls Aloud’s Lesbian Shocker!

Well, it’s not really lesbotic, nor is it really shocking, we’ve just always wanted to use that headline (see also perennial favourite, “My Drug Hell”) and this was as good a chance as we’d ever get.

Evidently Sarah Harding and Nicola Roberts from Girls Aloud, snapped heading home after a large night, really enjoy each other’s company, if the following coverage from the Mail is anything to go by:

Along with bandmate Cheryl Cole, the pair had attended Kimberley Walsh’s sister’s 21st birthday party in Mayfair.

However after the celebrations Sarah and Nicola were driven away laughing and holding each other in a warm embrace.

A “warm embrace”? My, it’s getting hot in here! Is it just us, or is the Mail harbouring some secret Harlequin Mills & Boon Black Label fantasies about these two? Next thing you know they’ll be caressing each others’ secret jewels and crying out in pleasure, and all those other things that people in bodice-rippers seem to do.

Girls Aloud lesbian fanfic: coming soon to a major tabloid near you!