Girls Aloud: Coming To A Big Screen Near You?

One thing we have been hoping the whole Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana et al phenom might bring about is a return to the good old bad old days of “official” movies put out by pop groups. SpiceWorld, Head, er, the rest of them, there’s nothing better than a bunch of pop stars doing their best method acting while surrounded by slightly bewildered celebrity cameos.

Well, it looks like we may get our dying wish, with the news that Girls Aloud are quite keen on the idea of doing their own feature. We’re just not so sure about the vibe they’re thinking of going for:

Kimberley Walsh said: “We want it to be a Friends and Sex And The City kind of thing, all morphed into one.”

Man, we love SATC, but combined with a) Friends and b) Girls Aloud’s delusions of dramatic grandeur, we’re not so sure about it.

What would’ve been better would be if they proposed a heart-wrenching drama about a bunch of girls from the commission flats who band together to give it one last shot at stardom before the ranga of the group dies of a Fatal Illness backstage after they’ve won their first Brit Award. With Ray Winstone and Judi Dench as Sarah Harding’s alcoholic parents and special guest starring a fake-tanned Clive Owen as Ashley Cole.