Gary Busey Finds Jesus, Neither Survive

We don’t believe for a second that Gary Busey’s appearance on the recurring Funny or Die show Prayer Hour yields a fraction of the authenticity of his ferocious Oscar-night showstopping. Nevertheless, a part of us can’t help but imagine Busey stalking heaven’s red carpet, his vehement incisors nuzzling Jesus’ neck and complimenting His wardrobe before agreeing to a contrite appearance on St. Peter’s radio show the next morning.

Or maybe he’s for real, in which case, seriously: Do not call the number.