Gary Busey Finds Jesus, Neither Survive
Posted by Defamer Hollywood at 7:25 AM on March 1, 2008
We don't believe for a second that Gary Busey's appearance on the recurring Funny or Die show Prayer Hour yields a fraction of the authenticity of his ferocious Oscar-night showstopping. Nevertheless, a part of us can't help but imagine Busey stalking heaven's red carpet, his vehement incisors nuzzling Jesus' neck and complimenting His wardrobe before agreeing to a contrite appearance on St. Peter's radio show the next morning.
Or maybe he's for real, in which case, seriously: Do not call the number.

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guitarsnob
Posted 9:17 AM 1/3/08
I'm gonna say this is real.
El Busey's too crazy to be in on the joke.
guitarsnob
SpoiledGirlieGirl
Posted 10:06 AM 1/3/08
I'll take die
SpoiledGirlieGirl
Moimeme
Posted 12:26 PM 1/3/08
Yeah....this was more of the whole "people making fun of Gary Busey's good intentions and inability to control himself thanks to motorcycle injury induced brain damage" thing.
Ha?
Moimeme
Miss d
Posted 11:41 AM 3/3/08
That God fella sure is a joker...
Miss d
DrFeelgood
Posted 4:42 AM 4/3/08
Not funny.
DrFeelgood
Cacafuego
Posted 10:31 AM 4/3/08
His son Jake should just go ahed and have him signed over to his custody.
Cacafuego