Despite Cancellation Rumours, Rachael Ray Performs Nicely Among Highly Coveted Alter Kaker Demo
Posted by Seth at 4:12 AM on March 14, 2008
Page Six has ignited quite the firestorm with their report today that Rachael Ray, the homecooking guru whose open-mouth circumference quite improbably exceeds that of her entire head, is at high risk for cancellation. The reason: dwindling ratings and a rapidly aging demographic, whose calcified joints can barely manage to crack open a bottle of EVOO. (We wont get into the hard numbers here, but if you're really interested, the Sixers throw up a bunch of pie charts and nanaimo bar graphs to prove their point.) But wait! A representative from King World disputes their claims, saying Ray has managed to even outperformed the talk show deity who fashioned her in her own image out of a variety of dipping sauces. From HuffPo:
Some of what King World told HuffPost this morning:"The "Rachael Ray" show is one of the best talk show performers and during the recently completed February sweeps period there was only one show performed better -- Dr. Phil. In today's Broadcasting & Cable you can see a story about how well we did during the February sweep that saw Oprah was down 15% from last February, Regis and Kelly was down 16%, Tyra Banks down 13% and Martha Stewart down 27%. [...]
[I]f we want to talk median ages in first run syndication let's talk about Regis at 56.1, Oprah at 54.6, Wheel of Fortune 64.1 and Jeopardy at 63.2. Our show has a wide appeal with audiences in all age groups."
And don't even get them started on such geriatric syndie smashes as Maury at 89.3, Merv Griffin's Crosswords at 94.5, and Judge David "Justice with a Snap" Young at 117.9! Once you put the numbers into perspective, Ray's 55.1 median age makes her audience the tweens of the syndicated viewership market. Certainly, with this youthful, trendy, spend-happy demo--the twolds--in her corner, Ray has nothing to worry about where cancellation is concerned.

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Friedneckbones
Posted 6:16 AM 14/3/08
Of course demographic is aging. Their failing vision makes her seem less annoying.
Friedneckbones
Tippi from Toronto
Posted 6:16 AM 14/3/08
Oh please let this be true. She has no right to her fame.
Tippi from Toronto
NoWireHangers
Posted 6:16 AM 14/3/08
I can't imagine that dining on Rachel Ray originals like "Hot Dog Pizza-Dillas" would be good for human beings of any age.
NoWireHangers
formerfilmstudent
Posted 6:16 AM 14/3/08
Heh. Nanaimo Bar graphs. Food humor. Love it. Hungry now.
formerfilmstudent
SteamyMcFirecrotch
Posted 6:16 AM 14/3/08
I don't understand how a "rapidly aging demographic" hurts her. The truth is that by 2025 there will be more people over the age of 55 in this country than under. Therefore, each year, her "aging" audience replaces itself and grows exponentially.
SteamyMcFirecrotch
DianneRR
Posted 7:04 AM 14/3/08
...whose open-mouth circumference quite improbably exceeds that of her entire head...
Ha! Hilarious, yet sadly true.
I thought the RR conspiracy was at its apex when she showed up on FN every 10 minutes, and then was given her own syndicated talk show to skewer her victims with high-decibel hyena shrieks.
Now that her Joker face is all over the Triscuits in the cracker section at Sav-Mart, though, I'm thinking about just buying a gun.
DianneRR
NotReadyForPrimeTime
Posted 11:31 AM 14/3/08
@Friedneckbones:
Not true. We may not be able to see what she looks like, but her blood-curdling voice and hyper-mania transcend the senses.
NotReadyForPrimeTime
Road_Rash
Posted 7:07 AM 15/3/08
I don't give a shit if she is a trained chef or not, I could care less. She does have some decent ideas occasionally for the work-a-day woman. She does however have a deafening voice and her enthusiasum is fakey/over the top wayyyyy too often. She drives me insane. The only time I see her show is by accident and when I am too tired/lazy to change the channel.
Road_Rash