Posted by Seth at 4:39 AM on March 6, 2008
Dannielynn Hope Birkhead, now 18-months-old, has been named sole heir to the Anna Nicole Smith estate by an L.A. Superior Court judge yesterday, as well as the beneficiary of a newly established trust. Larry Birkhead and estate-executor Howard K. Stern are--you guessed it--the co-trustees, a new responsibility which we can only imagine will further prevent them from putting a fucking tombstone on Anna Nicole's grave. [usatoday.com]

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Posted 6:28 AM 6/3/08
Please tell my that's not makeup on that baby already.
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Mr-Busy
Posted 6:28 AM 6/3/08
Quick - call Entertainment Tonight, The Insider and every available TV tabloid to cover the event... bet Larry and Howard carve that stone themselves.
Mr-Busy
Sloan
Posted 6:28 AM 6/3/08
Seriously. Buy that poor poor soul a tombstone, you cheap, greedy bastard.
Sloan
Sloan
Posted 6:28 AM 6/3/08
They buried her in pink satin and glitter. A tombstone would be over the top, no?
Sloan
SanFranBetsu
Posted 6:53 AM 6/3/08
Can't find anything to laugh at in this story. Nothing at all. God Bless Anna and her beautiful son.
SanFranBetsu
Decebal
Posted 8:09 AM 6/3/08
Yup, the only "beautiful" in this sordid drama is that little girl. So cute, and yet soooooooo DOOMED!!! Pity.
Decebal
The Authority
Posted 11:07 AM 6/3/08
And honey, this is where you sign.
Here, let daddy help you.
The Authority
Beppo
Posted 11:07 AM 6/3/08
@scroll_lock: Relax. She was just playing with mommy's old Homer Simpson 'Face Make-Up Gun' (which Nicole left on 'clown' setting).
Beppo