Courtney Love Sets Record Straight On Exactly How Crazy She Is
Rocker/delusionist Courtney Love, has, according to the Sun, filed a report with the Van Nuys police department in which she claims to have been the victim of a massive identity theft operation. Among her allegations: That the thieves opened 188 credit cards (one for every voice in her head!) in her name, bilked Francis Bean's trust fund of $69 million, and purchased a $3.2 million home in New Brunswick using Kurt Cobain's social security number. TMZ did some sniffing, and found that the police had dismissed the case as imagined, and that Love had been "diagnosed with bipolar disorder." Which brings us to this response on her MySpace blog, where some of the most exciting advancements in the realm of post-linguistic lunatic theory are being made:
God people are batshit. And im not the one who is.
I may be Eccentric, i certainly speak my mind and am slow to put out a record i need to mean the world to ME, and im sur ei am quite Nuerotic but "Bi Polar" . Thats just slander.I shoot straight from the hip and spellcheck has NOTHING to do with REALITY
So committed is the former Hole frontwoman to reestablishing her firm grip on reality that Love has already launched a companion blog on Tumblr* just to prove the point. Fans can check in from time to time for a dose of level-headed and exhaustingly spell-checked Courtney ying to MySpace's batshit crazy, word-jumble yang.
*Disclaimer: Tumblespot is a Defamer Parody™ and in no way is associated with a not-crazy Courtney Love.
- seriously? [Courtney Love's MySpace Blog]
- Courtney Still Has Identity -- As for Her Mind ... [TMZ]
- Kurt bought a house last year [The Sun]
- Love So Sane [tumblr]
5:06 AM on Tue Mar 11 2008
by Seth
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@bpetestrange: Such elegance in your statements. Go OD someplace.
SanFranBetsu
@bpetestrange: What was that about "moronic and written by children"? - sounds like a review for Ms Love's work... and yours...
Miss d
You are a pube.
bpetestrange
@bpetestrange: Go light a candle and weep whilst listening to Hole - keeps you off the streets and out of my way...
Miss d
One listen to "Malibu" and you know this woman's a genius. Some of these comments are moronic and written by children. It's depressing. Life's complexity weighs us all down. I love Love. The rest of you can pound sand.
bpetestrange
Don't care what any of her personalities say, she is bat shit crazy. Why can't we hear from a personality who actually know how to write?
SanFranBetsu
As we know from Shakespeare, the guilt from murder can drive you insane.
regisgoat
@raincoaster: Maybe she likes sardines?
Miss d
@raincoaster: Seriously. You can pretty much buy the entire province for that much, if you throw in a few cartons of smokes.
Tippi from Toronto
$3.2 million to live in NEW BRUNSWICK? Bitch really is crazy.
raincoaster
what?? I thought she made plenty of sense - especially about the god people
fembot
I think Love and Puck from the first Real World should put together a reality show where they try to mold fledgling booger picking addicts into full blown, eating their own puke, banana shitting G.G Allin disciples.
Leviticus_71
"...spellcheck has NOTHING to do with REALITY"
Ms. Love needs to take some of her marvelous aphorisms and print them on 100% cotton tees and 'The Trip'(1967; Peter Fonda, Susan Strasberg)-styled bumper stickers.
That should replenish Miss Francis' looted trust fund in no time flat...
gwendolyn
Why can't the voices in her head tell her to try and swim to China. At midnight. After ingesting a bottle of Vodka?
Oh Why?
DrFeelgood
Poor Frances...
Bad enough to have Mom use your trust fund to buy herself drugs, liposuction and/or hair extensions -- but then she tries to pass it off as "identity theft"?!
Time to go live with Grandma Cobain again.
City_Dater
@Hart88: She should be in her own Courtney Love Celebrity Rehab spinoff - "LIVE THROUGH THIS II" or somesuch.
af607105
Dammit, if too many people are bi polar it's going to take all the fun out of it!
Superstarsteve
I've never seen someone write in tongues before.
PickleTitsTurner
@crackbabyjesus: Only one of her personalities is bipolar.
Reason
It's as if all of the spirits of all of my ex-girlfriends flew into one body--all 188 of them.
WGARefugee
OK, I love, love,love Courtney, but...didn't she admit to being bipolar when all the Britney stuff started happening? There was a documentary about her on vh1 a while back and she talked about taking Abilify-which is for treatment of bipolar disorder. C'mon, Court! Join us bi-s! Being bipolar is twice as nice!
crackbabyjesus
Can we get her in next season's Celebrity Rehab?
Hart88