Corey, There’s A Lovely Young Lady We’d Like You To Meet…

Although Britain’s Gemma Anscomb can’t quite lure in the impressively high number of punters to a party that Corey Worthington/Delaney/MySpazz can (the alleged Narrewarren 300 being hard to top), we’d say the quality of the damage she caused to her parent’s home after throwing a wild knees up while her folks were away more than makes up for the measly 50-something number of attendees to her do.

Highlights – or perhaps we should say lowlights – of Gemma’s party include -

&middot A drugged out dog named Bailey (“He did eventually wake up, but for days he was very quiet, hardly moved and wouldn’t eat his food,” revealed a visibly distressed Mrs Anscomb yesterday. – and probably had a nasty bout of the Suicide Tuesdays to boot, poor pup. Drugging pets is not cool, kids!)
&middot Group sex on a washing machine.
&middot A £600 fridge scratched to bits with a knife.
&middot Beautiful cream carpet turned to black (“..soaked through with alcohol, mud, cigarette ends and chewing gum.”)
&middot A dining room with a floor covered with four inches of beer (what a waste of perfectly good beer! Youngsters these days…)
&middot An eight year old girl’s bedroom used for illicit sexings, with underwear left between the sheets and a pair of handcuffs remaining after the kinky jamberoo.
&middot A sixway shag session in the parent’s bedroom.
&middot Perhaps most horrifying of all, 57 (57!!!!!) calls made on the home phone. And not a penny left to cover costs.

Read the whole story here.

Gemma, like Corey, has revealed she has no regrets about the party, stating on her Bebo page “Yeahh it [the party] went wrong but it was well good. . . I mean it was f****** good.”, and – once again, like Corey – she hasn’t returned home to face the wrath of her oldies.

We recommend the pair hook up on one of those social networking sites immediately. One poke leading to the odd message, and before you know it – it’ll be the international teen wedding of the century. And imagine the reception! It’ll be epic!