Chyna, We Think We'll Miss You Most Of All
Posted by Seth at 11:00 AM on March 8, 2008
· It's Celebrity Rehab graduation, and without giving away too much, we'll just say that it's never too late for a breakthrough.
· Our favorite American Idol Season 7 moment so far, in handy animated gif form.
· Holy shit! Scubacar!
· It's official: Jermaine Jackson's transformation into the creepy Nipsey Russell Tinman from The Wiz that used to give us nightmares as a kid is complete.
· Lisa Marie Presley didn't want to have tell you about the pregnancy this way, but now that you've all had a good laugh at those fat pictures...Fine! It's baby weight! Are you satisfied now?
· And finally, someone sent this to us, asking, "Is this a tip?" We really have no idea, so we throw it out to you. Is this a tip?

· It's Celebrity Rehab graduation, and without giving away too much, we'll just say that it's never too late for a breakthrough.
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Seth
Posted 12:40 PM 8/3/08
@hughman: Well excuuuuuuuuse me.
Seth
hughman
Posted 12:40 PM 8/3/08
personally i think danny noriega saying "Umm-hmmm" to Seachrest may be the best AI moment ever.
also, that "tip" is old news. it was on boing boing about a week ago.
hughman
Guadalahonky
Posted 12:40 PM 8/3/08
I appreciate that customers who viewed the play security checkpoint also viewed the "Kid's Pimp Suit Costume" and Dianetics.
Guadalahonky
hughman
Posted 1:09 PM 8/3/08
@Seth:
LOL. well you asked!!
hughman
hack-a-rific
Posted 1:35 PM 8/3/08
I have to disagree with Jessica. If I had Chyna cuddling up next to me like that, I'd find it pretty hard to be calm and relaxed.
hack-a-rific
Tits McGee
Posted 2:36 PM 8/3/08
"Tags Customers Associate With This Product:
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Tits McGee
Sleepyhead
Posted 5:00 PM 8/3/08
@Guadalahonky: Damn, I just parroted your punchline. For some reason I thought you were pointing out the other five Dianetics/Hubbard items the page refers you to.
Sleepyhead
Sleepyhead
Posted 5:00 PM 8/3/08
"Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed:
- Dianetics: The Modern Science of Mental Health by L. Ron Hubbard
- Kid's Pimp Suit Costume (Size:X-small 4-6)"
Sleepyhead
Cacafuego
Posted 6:31 PM 8/3/08
What the hell is up with Chyna Doll's face? At certain angles she looks like Rondo Hatton.[alansmithee.5u.com]
Cacafuego
Rey
Posted 2:19 AM 9/3/08
Leave poor Presley alone. It's hard to make the decision these days to bring a young child into this current world of ours with the wars, the economy, and as she's so often reminded by a good friend, all the BABY RAPERS.
Rey
NotReadyForPrimeTime
Posted 7:45 AM 9/3/08
@Rey:
Lisa Marie has to have a baby. It's the only way Scientology can get any new recruits these days. If it's a boy, Tom Cruise will make Suri marry him.
NotReadyForPrimeTime
CrankYank
Posted 6:26 AM 10/3/08
I think the playmobil paranoia toy just proves that scientology endorsements are going to start giving Oprah a run for her money.
CrankYank