Chipshop Tires Of Smoking, Drinking While Pregnant, Goes To Rehab
Well! We were going to tell you about Kerry Katona laughably needing to get hypnotherapy to quit smoking (she’s pregnant, but evidently the thought that her bub might come out deformed or ill wasn’t enough of an incentive to give up the cancer sticks), but she’s gone and one-upped herself.
Kerry Katona has entered The Priory!
The Priory, for those who don’t know, is essentially the UK’s Betty Ford or Promises, and finds a lot of its more famous patients in attendance for “emotional exhaustion”. However, in Chipshop’s case, that seems to be spot on:
The pregnant mother-of-three fell to pieces after learning about her husband’s alleged affair with a barmaid and more reports of her doing drugs.Currently being treated in the Priory, Kerry is said to be “severely emotional and depressed” which has forced MTV to temporarily halt filming at the stars home.
Poor Kerry. As much as she’s fun to point and laugh at, and as much as she can be a complete and utter nong (smoking/drinking/drugging while pregnant, marrying Brian McFadden, leaving Atomic Kitten), we get the feeling that underneath it all she’s just an uncomplicated lass from the wrong end of town who somehow got “lucky”.
We trust she’ll be back and entertaining us all soon!
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