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Camera-Hogging Ladies Of 'The View' Can't Wrap Their Heads Around The Shameless Famewhores Of 'Celebrity Rehab'
Posted by Seth at 10:16 AM on March 4, 2008
Dr. Drew appeared on The View today to update the world on the status of his Celebrity Rehab patients (tally: one jailed, one Scientology convert, the rest currently missing). The hosts had a difficult time swallowing one point in particular, being why anyone would allow such a difficult and deeply private journey to play out for reality TV cameras. Could it be as simple of Joy Behar's blunt assessment that these personalities are most addicted to celebrity itself?
Dr. Drew appeared on
But then how did Elisabeth Hasselbeck's introduction of the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle (as it turns out challenged, not advanced, by Albert Einstein) figure into the quandary? If Jeff Conaway and Brigitte Nielsen were put in a spaceship and launched at the speed of light on an intergalactic journey, would they come back looking any less like shit? Our mind is spinning. Damn you, Ugly Hasselbecky, and your grasp of quantum celebrity addiction physics!
- The View [ABC]
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metroville
Posted 12:11 PM 4/3/08
I think the Shrodinger's cat paradox is better applied to "Celebrity Rehab" than is Heisenberg. To wit: If you lock a bunch of self-deluded D-listers in a rehab facility and walk away, they will be both rehabilitated and not rehabilitated until you open the facility's doors. More importantly, you put either scenario on television, I'm not watching it.
metroville
DrFeelgood
Posted 12:11 PM 4/3/08
"They were motivated, they got paid and they wanted to be on camera."
Wonder what's the first thing they bought with all that money?
DrFeelgood
hughman
Posted 12:11 PM 4/3/08
where's the part where hasselbeck cracks and starts calling dr. drew "EVIL EVIL EVIL" and claims he is "HURTING THE TROOPS"?
hughman
rtisovec
Posted 3:56 AM 5/3/08
Elizabeth Hasselback then retorted "I know all about the Heisenberg uncertainty principle. That's the theory that the Jews were somehow involved in that big blimp explosion in New Jersey that started the second World War."
rtisovec