British Tabloid Press Mounts Full-Scale Attack Against ‘Trout Pout’ Infestation

After turning their swarthy disdain for Jaffa Cake Knees into a full-out journalistic attack, the Brit tabloids are at it again, only now they’ve sunk their unmanicured claws into an affliction rampant in Hollywood they’ve dubbed “trout pouts.” Known victims of said affliction, like Jenna Jameson and Heidi Fleiss, have long been injecting so much poison into their lips that kissing them might feel a bit like sucking on an well-inflated balloon. Angelina Jolie Pillow Lips, these are not. After singling out once-quite-pretty actress Saffron Burrows as the poster girl for T.P., they’ve unleashed their venomous pens on several other poufy-lipped ladies–and no group of newsies writes a meaner caption than the snarky Brits. NSFYH (that’s Not Safe For Your Health) pics, along with their brush-offs, after the jump.

A few of their favorite punching bags, accused (justly, we must say) of being card-carrying members of Collagen Addicts Anon:

On Elizabeth Hurley: “[Hurley's] bee-stung lips can’t possibly be all down to make-up, can it?”

On Victoria Beckham: “Pucker up Vic, you’re on camera. Mrs. Beckham has always maintained that her good looks owe nothing to surgical skill…”

On Donatella Versace: “Clearly struggling to come to grips with the onset of old age. But [for] all of her efforts to stave off the wrinkles it doesn’t seem to be working that well.”

[Photo Credits: Awful Plastic Surgery]

• Has Saffron Burrows got the trout pout to end all trout pouts? [Daily Mail]