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British Tabloid Press Mounts Full-Scale Attack Against 'Trout Pout' Infestation
Posted by Molly Friedman at 6:23 AM on March 6, 2008
After turning their swarthy disdain for Jaffa Cake Knees into a full-out journalistic attack, the Brit tabloids are at it again, only now they've sunk their unmanicured claws into an affliction rampant in Hollywood they've dubbed "trout pouts." Known victims of said affliction, like Jenna Jameson and Heidi Fleiss, have long been injecting so much poison into their lips that kissing them might feel a bit like sucking on an well-inflated balloon. Angelina Jolie Pillow Lips, these are not. After singling out once-quite-pretty actress Saffron Burrows as the poster girl for T.P., they've unleashed their venomous pens on several other poufy-lipped ladies--and no group of newsies writes a meaner caption than the snarky Brits. NSFYH (that's Not Safe For Your Health) pics, along with their brush-offs, after the jump.
A few of their favorite punching bags, accused (justly, we must say) of being card-carrying members of Collagen Addicts Anon:
On Elizabeth Hurley: "[Hurley's] bee-stung lips can't possibly be all down to make-up, can it?"
On Victoria Beckham: "Pucker up Vic, you're on camera. Mrs. Beckham has always maintained that her good looks owe nothing to surgical skill..."
On Donatella Versace: "Clearly struggling to come to grips with the onset of old age. But [for] all of her efforts to stave off the wrinkles it doesn't seem to be working that well."
[Photo Credits: Awful Plastic Surgery]
Tags: donatella versace | elizabeth hurley | heidi fleiss | jenna jameson | loose lips sink chicks | victoria beckham
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el smrtmnky
Posted 8:09 AM 6/3/08
Since when did Edgar Winters start tanning/
el smrtmnky
TedSez
Posted 8:09 AM 6/3/08
In the upcoming (and possibly never-to-be-released) drama The Women, Meg Ryan plays the "natural one," who stays true to her own looks while people around her are getting plastic surgery.
Except... her face is like a Photoshopped version of its former self, with lips that could keep her afloat for a week on the open seas.
TedSez
Crimson_Executioner
Posted 8:09 AM 6/3/08
Like anyone ever walked past a group of construction workers and heard them say "Look at the lips on her!" Unless you're the aforementioned Ms Jolie, lips is a body part that is only noticed when something is visibly wrong with 'em. Like they're missing.
Crimson_Executioner
SteamyMcFirecrotch
Posted 8:09 AM 6/3/08
Damn you, Barbara Hershey!
SteamyMcFirecrotch
valarmorghulis
Posted 8:09 AM 6/3/08
I've always found this to be a horrible look. It seems at best, celebrity facial surgery is a crap shoot.
valarmorghulis
BitterDiva
Posted 8:34 AM 6/3/08
Donatella is the unholy spawn of Gregg Allman and a troll doll.
BitterDiva
crackbabyjesus
Posted 8:34 AM 6/3/08
I've never heard of Saffron Burrows, but those lips look devine compared to those chicken cutlets she has in her cheeks.
crackbabyjesus
Creepmouse
Posted 9:00 AM 6/3/08
@BitterDiva: I was going to go with Thomas Haden Church in drag, but that works too.
Creepmouse
ManPurse
Posted 9:00 AM 6/3/08
That particular picture of Donatella Versace makes me wonder if she was actually born Don Versace.
ManPurse
cheesebubble
Posted 9:00 AM 6/3/08
One of my faves is been Joan Rivers. She's a great example of bargain basement reconstruction gone wrong.
cheesebubble
SteamyMcFirecrotch
Posted 9:28 AM 6/3/08
Donatella Versace?! I thought it was one of the wives on "Cavemen."
SteamyMcFirecrotch
Leviticus_71
Posted 9:28 AM 6/3/08
Versace looks like the priest from Poltergeist with one of the Nelson boys hair. "Carole Ann! Carole Anne!"
Leviticus_71
WGARefugee
Posted 10:17 AM 6/3/08
And they said turning Chernobyl into a Scientology celebrity center was a bad idea--look at that tan!
WGARefugee
raincoaster
Posted 10:43 AM 6/3/08
The expression "Trout Pout" has been around awhile, and those Euros are nothing compared to Brittany Murphy:
[celebritycosmeticsurgery.blogspot.com]
Oh yeah, don't click around that site if you don't have a strong stomach. The MJ surgery pix are revolting.
raincoaster
The Authority
Posted 11:07 AM 6/3/08
Winken, Blinken and Nod... three more photos of the three ladies above:
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The Authority
Miss d
Posted 5:24 PM 6/3/08
Saffron needs to eat a cow.
Miss d
Calraigh
Posted 9:42 PM 6/3/08
I'm still recovering from the fact that I've discovered that Fiona Shaw is out.I mean she's played Macbeth and various dykes over the years, but Jesus that never gets written about in the arts section of The Irish Times.
Yay!Shes now even more fierce imao.YES I SAID IMAO.
Calraigh
jwick25
Posted 12:12 AM 7/3/08
Saffron Burrows was so pretty before. Now her face has elbows.
jwick25