Breaking: Willie Nelson’s Daughter Safe to Heckle After All

After the torrent of scepticism that threatened to douse the near-instant mythology of country-fu trailblazer (and bar-brawlin’ Daughter of Willie) Paula Nelson, a shocking dispatch from Austin today indeed reveals a true hoax for the ages, one that Ashton Kutcher’s “Pop Fiction” posse could only dream of replicating:

Apparently, the drunkard in the clip is Paula’s boyfriend Jeff Schwan, the stunt coordinator for Friday Night Lights. Schwan told COED that Paula and him wanted to pull a prank on their friends at the bar, so they set up a quick fracas to startle them. No foul play here.