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Posted by Seth at 8:52 AM on March 5, 2008
Breaking! More news from the front lines of what some are already calling the Great CAA Egg Roll Fire of 2008. Another reader reports: "Ironically, I am told the egg roll caught fire in the microwave. HR removed all CAA's toaster ovens months ago...(wait for it), 'fire hazard,' they said. Is no one safe?" Clearly, the carefully calibrated CAA microwaves, set to cook a fresh baby to perfection in its own steamer bag with a mere two clicks of the potato button, as a commenter once pointed out, were not equipped to handle something as small as an egg roll. Developing...
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TheStarterWife
Posted 11:43 AM 5/3/08
CAA sounds a lot like my freshman dorm.
TheStarterWife
OldTowneTavern
Posted 12:07 PM 5/3/08
I can't be the only one who wishes that photo would disappear. It's truly disturbing.
OldTowneTavern
Sweet Panda Love
Posted 1:22 PM 5/3/08
Oh, and the open fire pit where they roast babies on spits isn't a fire hazard?
Sweet Panda Love
hack-a-rific
Posted 2:14 PM 5/3/08
@OldTowneTavern: Come on, don't ya just love that cuddly-wuddly little pink jumper?
hack-a-rific
Xylo
Posted 3:52 PM 5/3/08
@OldTowneTavern: It's awful to see how scared that baby is. C'mon, guys, post a pic of that baby from today, if you know her. Smiling.
Xylo
Porkypine420
Posted 5:35 AM 6/3/08
Wasn't this in an episode of THE OFFICE?
they need to beef up their lit dept... i know i saw this on TV already.
Porkypine420
Creepmouse
Posted 9:28 AM 6/3/08
Much like in the Final Destination movies, you can remove all the fire hazards and sharp objects, but you can't stop Karma Itself.
Creepmouse