Breaking! More news from the front lines of what some are already calling the Great CAA Egg Roll Fire of 2008. Another reader reports: “Ironically, I am told the egg roll caught fire in the microwave. HR removed all CAA’s toaster ovens months ago…(wait for it), ‘fire hazard,’ they said. Is no one safe?” Clearly, the carefully calibrated CAA microwaves, set to cook a fresh baby to perfection in its own steamer bag with a mere two clicks of the potato button, as a commenter once pointed out, were not equipped to handle something as small as an egg roll. Developing…