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Blow-Up Tori And Sarah Jessica Dolls Will Love You Unconditionally Until You Pop Them
Posted by Seth at 8:53 AM on March 14, 2008
With Sex and the City: The Movie inching ever closer to its May 30th release date (will Carrie and Big end up together? No don't tell us--we don't want to know! Hurts so good!), and today's announcement of a Beverly Hills 90210 primetime reimagining, we're certain more than a few of you have some Sarah Jessica Parker and Tori Spelling on the brain. Sadly, both women are currently taken, and idling outside their homes in a red '84 Ford Tempo with tinted windows in the hopes of winning some much-needed face time with your TV idols is largely frowned upon by the authorities. (Just trust us on that one.) That's where Pipedream Products' celebrity blow-up dolls come in handy, offering easy-to-inflate, polyurethane likenesses of some of your favourite stars.
Donna and Carrie not your speed? Not to worry, there's plenty more where those came from. Each comes with a Certificate of Authenticity, "three tender love openings," and filthy packaging worth the price of admission alone. (We had to pixelate out SJP's--too filthy!--but the original can be found here. NSFW! You've been warned!) Here's to hoping both blow-up Carrie and Donna eventually find their Lars.
Tags: inflatable companionship | sarah jessica parker | tori spelling
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Sleepyhead
Posted 11:31 AM 14/3/08
This cries out for an investigative-reporting style report. Send the new guy to go try them out!
Sleepyhead
NoWireHangers
Posted 11:31 AM 14/3/08
Wow, they even have a "J.Ho: Famous Fanny Love Doll" tagged "Booty From the Block."
NoWireHangers
NotReadyForPrimeTime
Posted 11:31 AM 14/3/08
Why did the manufacturers choose two of the horsiest-looking actresses? Is there a subliminal message?
NotReadyForPrimeTime
Transuranic
Posted 1:00 PM 14/3/08
...idling outside their homes in a red '84 Ford Tempo with tinted windows in the hopes of winning some much-needed face time with your TV idols is largely frowned upon...
Seth, I knew you'd written this one by the italicized above. Love your posts. Don't go changin'!
Transuranic
419Baiter
Posted 1:00 PM 14/3/08
Those pictures remind me of the illustrations on the cabinets of video arcade games.
419Baiter
Colonel Mustard
Posted 6:16 PM 14/3/08
"3 fabulous love holes" was the original name of Blink-182.
Colonel Mustard
SteamyMcFirecrotch
Posted 1:23 AM 15/3/08
I am pretty sure these are not "Officially Licensed Products." Pipedream's about to go up in smoke.
SteamyMcFirecrotch
caffeinequeen
Posted 4:22 AM 15/3/08
Three orifices? Does that include the crater on the side of Tori Spelling's implant?
caffeinequeen
kthnxbai
Posted 4:22 AM 15/3/08
I'm officially calling all my orfices "love holes" from now on. Thanks Defamer!
kthnxbai
bowleen
Posted 4:22 AM 15/3/08
@SteamyMcFirecrotch: They covered their bases pretty well with the "Tori" one. "9021HO" is classic, along with "Beverley Thrills." They used another girl for the picture too, that looks way better than Tori Spelling yet is probably working as a fluffer somewhere...
bowleen
Whiteboyfunfark
Posted 7:58 AM 15/3/08
I couldn't even begin to afford the Manolos and Jimmy Choo's to keep my new pneumatic BFF in the style to which she's accustomed. And wouldn't the inflation hole count as a fourth, or is that not considered love?
Whiteboyfunfark
raincoaster
Posted 8:41 AM 15/3/08
@bowleen: Pretty much all of the models they used are better-looking than the actresses: Hohan is the only one who's got someething to complain about.
raincoaster