Blind Item! When Footballers Go Wild…

Oh, good afternoon gentle readers!

Expect to hear about this later tonight on Channel 7 news, but a certain AFL player had a delightful night out on the tiles on Friday, and in his excitement he began urinating against the facade of a Greville Street bar. Understandably, a member of staff came forward and suggested such behaviour isn’t generally considered acceptable (Where the bloody hell are ya? We’ll tell you where you’re not – the gents!). This did not please the footballer, who began drunkenly abusing and shoving the bartender.

Naughty boy! Once again!

We shouldn’t judge him too harshly though. Maybe he was just drinking away his blues? Still. The missus is going to be furious…