Attention George Clooney: News Ltd Does Not Approve Of Your Choice Of Girlfriend

You know, it’s not like we look to the News Ltd stable as our barometer of what’s good and right in the world, but we would assume that some, if not most people working there, like to think that a good relationship is based on things like chemistry, mutual interests, understanding and attraction – right?

Not so, if you take their handling of George Clooney’s relationship with model girlfriend Sarah Larson as evidence:

Yes, in the piece entitled “Clooney’s girlfriend is just flat-out”, evidently “Sarah Larson is one of the most envied woman on Earth – but probably not for her chest measurements.”

Who woulda thunk it, eh? A woman with a less-than-generous bust measurement just might snare an eligible bachelor like Clooney on the strength of her personal character as well as her nungas! Strike us pink!