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Attention George Clooney: News Ltd Does Not Approve Of Your Choice Of Girlfriend
Posted by Clem Bastow at 1:13 PM on March 18, 2008
You know, it's not like we look to the News Ltd stable as our barometer of what's good and right in the world, but we would assume that some, if not most people working there, like to think that a good relationship is based on things like chemistry, mutual interests, understanding and attraction - right?
Not so, if you take their handling of George Clooney's relationship with model girlfriend Sarah Larson as evidence:
Yes, in the piece entitled "Clooney's girlfriend is just flat-out", evidently "Sarah Larson is one of the most envied woman on Earth - but probably not for her chest measurements."
Who woulda thunk it, eh? A woman with a less-than-generous bust measurement just might snare an eligible bachelor like Clooney on the strength of her personal character as well as her nungas! Strike us pink!
Comments
AimTooPlease
Posted March 18, 2008 1:58 PM
Remember when News Ltd used to be all about, well, NEWS. I don't think she's anything spesh either but I bristle at the angle they're taking.
Magnolia
Posted March 19, 2008 11:02 AM
Perhaps he is actually a man of character himself and chooses not to chase "inflata-boobs" all over town.
Good on him for choosing a girl for who she is.