At Neverland Ranch, You Must Be At Least This Short To Ride
A truly stunning nighttime photo suite of Neverland Ranch, the precursor to such other children-and-one-adult-male-populated ghost towns as Kid Nation's Bonanza City, has surfaced on Flickr. Beneath a starry Santa Barbara sky, such featured attractions as the Sea Dragon, the carousel, and the Huckleberry Finn Boys-Only Dunk Tank And Swedish Sauna Dry-Off Room lie in a state of suspended animation--merely waiting to snap back to life the moment its self-exiled proprietor successfully refinances one of his own children, freeing up the funds to tidy up the Bubble-bones and return the amusement estate to its former glory.
Pictured above, visitors are politely reminded that any head-on collisions with anything resembling a toddler in footsie pyjamas hanging off a crescent moon (a recurring Neverland motif, who'll later ripen into the young fisherman in the DreamWorks logo) will simply not be tolerated.
Bonus Abandoned Neverland Link: The estate is a lot less spooky, and a lot more rinky-dink run-down and depressing, in these daytime aerial shots.
- Neverland At Night [Flickr]
- Tumbledown and abandoned: The ruins of Michael Jackson's Neverland [Daily Mail]
8:00 AM on Wed Mar 12 2008
by Seth



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I wonder how they managed to sneak in. Then again, it might be as easy as climbing over the damn wall. I doubt Jacko's bothering to pay anyone the guard his rotting pedo-trap anymore.
Cacafuego
@SteamyMcFirecrotch:
Neverland would be perfect for a reality show exorcism.
NotReadyForPrimeTime
@SteamyMcFirecrotch: hey, i tried to get them on the show i worked on, 'Loook What I Did!'
el smrtmnky
Wouldn't it be great if they featured Neverland on an episode of HGTV's, "If Walls Could Talk?!"
SteamyMcFirecrotch