Another Weird Jackson

· Much like her brother Michael, we have a hard time really buying the whole girlish falsetto of Janet Jackson’s voice. It’s as if she’s just waiting for a commercial break to unleash that Howard Stern-esque basso profundo of hers. [Ellen]
· Ellen Page pulls out of Sam Raimi’s Drag Me to Hell, reportedly because “she didn’t like the latest draft of the script.” Which strikes us as just the sort of excuse someone who’d bring their lesbian power publicist as their date to the Oscars would give, doesn’t it? [bloody-disgusting.com]
· We must hand it to that Tilda Swinton: She’s a pistol. She’s already converted her Oscar into a hash pipe. So handy! [Popbytes]
· Now you’re all Archuleta, Archuleta, Archuleta, as if Sanjaya never even existed. Well what if we sweetened the Malakar by offering you a shot of the Ponyhawked One…shirtless? We thought so. Enjoy. [rickey.org]
· Next time you have company over, serve them a nice glass of wine in a bacon cup! They can even eat it once they’re done drinking. [Not Martha via WOW]