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Another Weird Jackson
Posted by Seth at 11:58 AM on March 1, 2008
· Much like her brother Michael, we have a hard time really buying the whole girlish falsetto of Janet Jackson's voice. It's as if she's just waiting for a commercial break to unleash that Howard Stern-esque basso profundo of hers. [Ellen]
· Ellen Page pulls out of Sam Raimi's Drag Me to Hell, reportedly because "she didn't like the latest draft of the script." Which strikes us as just the sort of excuse someone who'd bring their lesbian power publicist as their date to the Oscars would give, doesn't it? [bloody-disgusting.com]
· We must hand it to that Tilda Swinton: She's a pistol. She's already converted her Oscar into a hash pipe. So handy! [Popbytes]
· Now you're all Archuleta, Archuleta, Archuleta, as if Sanjaya never even existed. Well what if we sweetened the Malakar by offering you a shot of the Ponyhawked One...shirtless? We thought so. Enjoy. [rickey.org]
· Next time you have company over, serve them a nice glass of wine in a bacon cup! They can even eat it once they're done drinking. [Not Martha via WOW]
· Much like her brother Michael, we have a hard time really buying the whole girlish falsetto of Janet Jackson's voice. It's as if she's just waiting for a commercial break to unleash that Howard Stern-esque basso profundo of hers. [
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raven
Posted March 4, 2008 12:55 AM
Thanks for the Sanjaya pic. It was presented as a gift to his official fansite, but now as these things go, has made it all over the Internet. But I'm glad to see all of the interest still being taken in Sanjaya. The first thing I thought of was Jim Morrison's Young Lion photo. Sanjaya was an adorable kid, but now he's growing into a very sexy young man. Hot tamale I love this pic (even if looking is all I can do...hehe!).
J
Posted March 4, 2008 10:18 AM
Suprisingly, Janet's album actually rocks! I Liked the first 2 singles so i'm gonna buy the album.
419Baiter
Posted 8:56 AM 3/3/08
Not that anyone thinks Janet Jackson has any integrity, but I have no respect for someone who sings "risque" lyrics on a record or video and then acts like that "in person". *finds self starting to like Peaches...*
419Baiter
fembot
Posted 8:56 AM 3/3/08
Yikes!! what the hell happened to her? is that Michael under all the make-up?
fembot
Miss d
Posted 2:51 PM 3/3/08
mmmm... BACON...
Miss d
Superstarsteve
Posted 6:42 PM 3/3/08
After this CD is she going balls to the wall to get fat again? Her trademark is always losing tons of weight just before her releases. I like her enough. I might get some of her stuff if it catches on.
Superstarsteve
mothrafairy
Posted 4:42 AM 4/3/08
Isn't she the one who started the whole "I have zero-talent, so I'll surround myself with 20 dancers and cloak my voice in recording-studio cheesecloth to distract from my ineptitude" Thing?
Madonna started the Barely Mediocre-Talent Thing, and I think this mental beast started the Zero-Talent Thing.
Is this what the upcoming and alleged 'Britney Law' is supposed to put a stop to, I hope?
mothrafairy
The Authority
Posted 11:55 AM 6/3/08
Bacon Cup is a sign of the Apocalypse. I have seen everything now. God help us all.
The Authority