'Anna Nicole' Eclipses 'Indy 4' As 2008's Most Anticipated Release
We suppose some might dispute Nasser Entertainment's bold claim that Anna Nicole is "the most anticipated motion picture of the year." Still, after watching Bad Girl of Pop Willa Ford's complete and uncompromising transformation into the nonagenarian-sexing bombshell, we will concede that the movie has just shot up our 2008 Must-See List. Something about the way Ford captures Anna's baby-gurgle voice in the line, "I wanna be the next Marilyn Monroehrmphuh," coupled with the movie's Showgirls-on-no-budget production values, makes us feel like the bigwigs at Nasser really nailed this one, producing the kind of instant camp-o-tainment Anna Nicole herself would have starred in had she not been taken from us too soon.
We suppose some might dispute Nasser Entertainment's bold claim that Anna Nicole is "the most anticipated motion picture of the year." Still, after watching Bad Girl of Pop Willa Ford's complete and uncompromising transformation into the nonagenarian-sexing bombshell, we will concede that the movie has just shot up our 2008 Must-See List. Something about the way Ford captures Anna's baby-gurgle voice in the line, "I wanna be the next Marilyn Monroehrmphuh," coupled with the movie's Showgirls-on-no-budget production values, makes us feel like the bigwigs at Nasser really nailed this one, producing the kind of instant camp-o-tainment Anna Nicole herself would have starred in had she not been taken from us too soon.
6:47 AM on Thu Mar 6 2008
by Seth
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cant wait to see willa as anna she did an awesome job!
I am getting mad here when is the anna nicole movie
coming out
I can not wait please tell me
I am excited
You guys are taking long relesing it
@senilitynow : And how "confined" was her "trailer"?
jrhys
@senilitynow: Wow that sounds like the Best Shoot Ever, I'm jealous. Were you Willa's fluffer?
jrhys
I worked on this film.
The 1st AD went nuts and was running PAs over in the desert in his Taurus, the Nasser heads were sleazin' it with every gam in sight, but the Mahi Mahi was impeccable.
Oh, and I hooked up with Willa in her tres confined trailer.
SenilityNow
Bai Ling is.... Bobby Trendy
Raxl
Their URL says it all: "moviesfortv" indeed.
Doug Nelson
Thank you for coining the term camp-o-tainment. Handy!
Princess Sparkle Pony
"I Wanna Be Bad" indeed.
rabbitboy
And this follows on the heels of Dannielyn being named sole heir to the throne. Now the producers have a celebrity to invite to the premiere!
Mr-Busy
In a sad bit of irony, the real Anna Nicole would not have known what the words "eclipsed", "anticipated", or "2008" meant.
thesuspiciouspackage