Amy Winehouse Round-Up: Amy Brings Blake The Gift Of Pestilence

We have spent the past few months hoping that someone might deliver Blake Fielder-Civil a special prison present of, dunno, a hamper full of plague rats, but have been left disappointed.

However, we may be about to get our wish (well, at least a very pale imitation of it) after wife Winegums visited Blake, despite being currently waylaid with ultra-infectious impetigo.

Lick it up, Blakey!

Not even a case of highly-contagious impetigo could stop Amy Winehouse from visiting incarcerated husband Blake Fielder-Civil.

The singer left her East London house today to visit her husband in Pentonville prison despite still having a noticeably swollen face.

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Husband Blake Fielder-Civil, 25, has had fifty stitches in his arms and legs after self-harming in his cell at Pentonville prison, North London.

A source said: “He madly misses Amy, and it frustrates him that she can’t even turn up on time when she visits.”

Cor, that husband of yours is really a keeper, Amy. Cutting himself when you don’t turn up on time – what else does he do, hold his breath when you get cross with him? Find your favourite shoes and wee in them?

Let’s hope Amy does give Blake impetigo – OF THE BRAIN.