Posted by Seth at 9:05 AM on March 20, 2008
A disturbance in the Vince Vaughn-management force yesterday sent ripples across the universe; within minutes, the CAA Death Star had dispatched two TIE fighters to snatch up the free-floating superstar--just as they did with former UTA clients Jim Carrey and Will Ferrell. One lunchtime pitch session, catered by Zankou Baby, was all it took to convince Vaughn he had found a new family among the Dark Lords of the CAA Sith. [Variety]

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metroville
Posted 6:36 AM 20/3/08
@TheStarterWife: He'd probably be okay with that, albeit for reasons having nothing to do with sexual proclivities.
metroville
TheStarterWife
Posted 6:36 AM 20/3/08
What I wouldn't do to cover VV in garlic sauce...
TheStarterWife
Sweet Panda Love
Posted 6:36 AM 20/3/08
What sides come with Zankou Baby?
Sweet Panda Love
heidiho
Posted 6:36 AM 20/3/08
"Zankou Baby." God bless you for keeping the "L.A." in "L.A. Gossip Rag" alive in the New Defamer era, Seth.
heidiho
Pomalina
Posted 7:35 AM 20/3/08
@Sweet Panda Love: Yeah, Vince is too big a boy for just one baby entree. He would need to Super Size the meal with Toddler Slaw, or a side of Twin Riblets.
Pomalina
Benovite
Posted 7:35 AM 20/3/08
@StaringatScreen: I know me too, which is why I made a screen grab to always remember This Day in Defamer Commentor Historyâ„¢.
[i28.tinypic.com]
Benovite
StaringatScreen
Posted 7:35 AM 20/3/08
I'm just thrilled that this post prompted responses from the four best Defamer commentators.
I have A New Hope.
StaringatScreen
bonniegrrl
Posted 8:35 AM 20/3/08
Finally, an update that mixes Zankou and Star Wars references! yay!
bonniegrrl
SteamyMcFirecrotch
Posted 8:35 AM 20/3/08
So the "food" arrives warm so they want to heat it up a little. Question: Who's manning the microwave oven at CAA?
SteamyMcFirecrotch
Desk_hack
Posted 9:31 AM 20/3/08
Dammit! Now I'm hungry for chicken.
Desk_hack
sonjahenie
Posted 9:31 AM 20/3/08
Ordered at Zankou: Smoked Baby Egglplant
sonjahenie
Sweet Panda Love
Posted 11:18 AM 20/3/08
@Desk_hack: Baby tastes like chicken.
Or so, uh, I hear.
Sweet Panda Love
Little Mintz Sunshine
Posted 12:05 PM 20/3/08
What happens in Zankou stays in Zankou, people.
Little Mintz Sunshine
Benovite
Posted 3:08 AM 21/3/08
@bonniegrrl: It's like being at the JC and the SW.com boards all over again!!!O_o!
Benovite