Kate Moss "Announces" Marriage; Somewhere, Pete Doherty Whimpers Softly
Posted by Clem Bastow at 5:12 PM on March 27, 2008
We've been watching Kate Moss' burgeoning relationship with The Kills' Jamie Hince for some time, repeating a mantra of "DON'T FUCK IT UP" in the hope that all will go well and she will never, ever return to the nicotine-stained side of Pete Doherty.
Well, it looks as though our words of love and support have worked their cosmic charms - it seems Hince and Moss, on hols in Amsterdam, are set to wed!
A source told The Sun: "They were looking very loved-up. Kate was so excited it looked like she had just accepted his proposal there and then. She was very happy.We don't usually invest much energy into celebrity couplings, but we've always loved Kate Moss and we do think Jamie Hince is a bit spesh (his band's certainly better than Doherty's efforts), so this is Defamer Australia, officially crossing our fingers that this is all true and good."She came out giggling and seemed a little bit tipsy. Lots of fans were taking her picture on their mobile phones. She told them, 'I'm getting married'."
The source added: "One girl asked her when, and she said, 'Soon'."
Kate also reportedly talked about her marriage plans to a unnamed fashion journalist she met in the city's Cafe Tabac.

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