Margaret Cho Reveals Plans To Become 70-Year-Old Tattoo Lady
Posted by Seth at 11:11 AM on March 21, 2008
· On The Ellen DeGeneres Show today, Margaret Cho explains how she avoids the knife in favour of the needle. [Ellen]
· HBO orders a pilot from the Mr. Show guys. [THR]
· Is the Guitar Hero party over? [Idolator]
· Squint a little and you'll get a picture of what Jakeypoo Gyllenhaal will look like in his 50s. [ONTD]
· You'd think someone 81-years-old with the wherewithal to build himself a "suicide robot" from the ground up would have something to live for. Also: Wouldn't it be more accurate to just call it a "murder robot?" [Times Online]
· Behold the one Jared Leto poster that will not be adorning your 30 Seconds To Mars-groupie daughter's wall. [moviesblog.mtv.com]

· On The Ellen DeGeneres Show today, Margaret Cho explains how she avoids the knife in favour of the needle. [
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