March 13, 2008

Amy Winehouse Round-Up: Pity Party At Pa Winehouse's Joint

Australian Post Posted by Clem Bastow at 4:18 PM on March 13, 2008

showimg.jpgWe've always gone in to bat when it comes to Dad Winehouse, aka Mitch, as he clearly has Amy's best interests at heart (he certainly doesn't seem to hail from the Culkin/Barrymore/Lohan school of parenting).

Well, he's now come out and opined that perhaps some of Amy's pain comes from the protracted affair he conducted when Winegums was younger (with a woman he would later leave Ma Winehouse, Janis, for and marry).

Mr Winehouse said he thought at the time that Amy had forgiven his deception and coped with her parents splitting up.

He told a BBC programme: "I should have left earlier, I should have left sooner. There was not really a negative response from Amy (when I left), but she definitely became a lot more independent.

"Perhaps deep down she felt her parents were splitting up, she could not rely on them to stay together and that it was about time she learned to look after herself.

"I thought Amy was over it pretty quickly - in fact it felt at the time Amy felt no effect at all.

"Maybe she could not articulate it in words, but she certainly did it with music."

So, hang on, in talking about how he thinks he's partly to blame for Amy's troubles, he says that she coped well with the breakup? Hmm.

In any case, we're pleased to see that Mitch and Janis are taking a more active role in Amy's life after their misguided "we'll just wait for her to come home" routine of a few months ago. Perhaps Mitch can have a few words with Jamie Spears about this sort of stuff.

Even Corey Surprised To Find His Fifteen Minutes Extended

Australian Post Posted by Clem Bastow at 11:32 AM on March 13, 2008

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It was bad enough that Corey Worthington Delaney has been being paid to do DJ gigs and promotional appearances ("Add a touch of cockspankness to your function today! Call 1800-COREY now!") and hadn't actually been done away with when he was "bashed" in a shopping mall.

Now it seems that the cultural oracle that is MTV Australia has allowed him at least another few weeks in the spotlight with a nomination in the upcoming MTV Australia Awards:

In one of the more unconventional categories, the television moment award, Corey Worthington's A Current Affair interview will be up against Snoop Dogg's MTV citizenship campaign, The Chaser's War On Everything's APEC stunt, skateboarder Jake Brown's X-Games 45ft (15 metre) stack and stand, and A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila.

Happy to extend his 15 minutes of fame, Worthington said he was pleased to be up against fellow bad boy Snoop Dogg.

"It's cool to be considered for an MTV award, and to be included in such great company," he said.

"My vote's for one of my favourite acts, Snoop Dogg. I'd love to meet him."

Hopefully this time around, Snoop Dogg will be allowed into the country for the awards, Corey will - shirtless and wearing his "famous" yellow sunglasses - attempt to greet Snoop, something like what John Mayer demonstrates here, and Snoop Dogg will pop a cap in his bitch ass.

Abc2 Feels The Need For Inane Chatter And Awkward Interviews

Australian Post Posted by Clem Bastow at 11:05 AM on March 13, 2008

Just when you thought Your ABC™ was the last bastion of quality programming and thoughtful news and current affairs coverage, think again! ABC2 are evidently keen to make a move on the breakfast ratings as part of their new programming push.

Evidently there's a feeling that Sunrise et al have moved away from news somewhat and that there's room for Aunty to step in and fill the gap (for all those breakfast viewers who actually want more than Grant Denyer doing something funny in a rural context, or the latest Il Divo record).

ABC managing director Mark Scott has announced a number of new digital services to be introduced by the national broadcaster this year, including the creation of a 24/7 online streaming content website from a new continuous news centre by a specialist production team.

Media understands part of this initiative will include a breakfast TV news and current affairs program capitalising on the organisation's extensive news resources. Initial plans include placing cameras in ABC radio studios to allow live ABC2 broadcasting of key interviews from the popular AM and local breakfast programs.

The new program, which is yet to be staffed, is expected to capitalise on the space left by Seven's Sunrise and Nine's Today, which have moved into softer breakfast territory.

Our dream ABC breakfast team would be something to the tune of Kerry O'Brien and Maxine McKew, naked, having breakfast in bed with occasional musical interludes provided by our favourite local artists, also naked.

Oh, sorry, did we say that out loud?

"Intellegent" Lara Bingle To Revive Flagging Fhm Empire

Australian Post Posted by Clem Bastow at 10:26 AM on March 13, 2008

We're fascinated by Lara Bingle here at Defamer Australia, though - it must be said - largely not because of her brainpower (really, who are we kidding - it's because of her norks).

So, we stifled more than a few guffaws when we read this morning that FHM, which is struggling for sales in the face of classier mens' rags like GQ and Men's Style, is apparently after Lara for a revamped style of photoshoot, to treat both model and reader with a little more intelligence.

Except, what's that? Apparently when it comes to News Ltd, FHM and Lara Bingle, there's no "i" in "team", and neither is there a second one in "intelligent":

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But wait, there's more! It are evun moar intellegent!

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Oh dear. We know that News Ltd's brilliance has little do do with FHM, but this sort of publicity - when you've just tanked $1m in phone sex advertising in order to lift the tone of your mag, and are talking about stories being written more "intelligently" - doesn't really bode well for your revamp.

The Owen Wilson Comeback Tour Hits Its First Speedbump

Posted by Molly Friedman at 10:00 AM on March 13, 2008

Despite heading back to work and getting his girl back, it looks as if all isn't entirely well in Owen Wilson's world. The NY Post is reporting that Wilson showed up at a private party in Miami over the weekend, where he was snapped attempting to dance across the water of a pool by a local paparazzo named Manny Hernandez. And while we tend to trust the celebrity over the pap in situations like this, it is worth noting that this is offence number two in Wilson's post-rehab paparazzo bullying file. As you might recall, he and Fotog Fighter king Woody Harrelson got into a brawl with the press in Peru back in December.


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Japanimators Ensure Britney Spears Has Illustrated Panties On At All Times

Posted by Seth at 9:55 AM on March 13, 2008

We teased you yesterday with just a few still frames from Britney Spears's new video for "Break The Ice," but we can now premiere the full version in all its uncut, Japanimation glory. (It premiered on something called the blackoutball.com, which you could only access with two secret words, and we would never tell you what those were even if they weren't "danger" and "victory." Oh, darn--we gave it away!) Directed by Robert Hales after Britney watched his Lovestoned clip for Justin Timberlake and specifically requested the director, we're informed that no Louis Vuitton proprietary Cherry Blossom patterns were harmed during production. It looks nothing like her, but it's kind of cool. Enjoy!




Lindsay Lohan, Living On The Edge

Posted by Defamer Hollywood at 9:45 AM on March 13, 2008

Posted by Seth at 9:40 AM on March 13, 2008

And in the debate over which cartoonish, nearly-identical-looking summer blockbuster Hulk is cooler, we'll have to go with the one that looks less like the colour of Green Giant frozen peas, and more like the colour of Green Giant canned peas. [incrediblehulk.marvel.com]


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Short Ends: My Sweet Bat Mitzvah Rendered All The Sweeter By Presence Of Sanjaya

Posted by Seth at 9:40 AM on March 13, 2008

· Well, who in their right minds wouldn't want Sanjaya to be the celebrity of honour at their Bat Mitzvah? Still, we hear he's pretty overbooked, and makes you pay for the hair appointment, so you might want to settle for one of this year's castoffs. What about the creepy dude who sang "Wake Me Up Before You Go Go?" He's probably not doing anything. [TRL]
· Here's what $4,300 of N.Y. Governor dollars gets you two hours with: some Alicia Keys wannabe with a MySpace page. Sigh. Remember when high-classed hookers didn't shamelessly whore themselves out like that? [MySpace]
· David Archuleta's atrociously dressed father is reportedly the stage dad from hell, making his son cry at rehearsal, and banned once from the Star Search set for harassing another contestant. [etonline]
· The final book in the Harry Potter series will be split into two separate movies. That reminds us...wonder how Gay Dumbledore is doing? Yup--still gay. [LAT]
· Seems like the Pixar Man just likes to keep a good, CGI-directing brother down. [LAT]
· The Tokyo Auto Show unveils revolutionary, toddler-pee-powered Ferraris. They really need to be seen to be believed! [Jalopnik]


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Defamer Exclusive! First Report Of Britney Spears Huffing Smokes Between 'How I Met Your Mother' Takes!

Posted by Seth at 9:30 AM on March 13, 2008

This just in: A Defamer operative on the Fox lot sent in a sighting of How I Met Your Mother's heavily stunt-casted Britney Spears, which includes a Defamer! World! Britney! Sitcom! Walk-On! Exclusive! description of what she'll be wearing in the episode:

Saw That Chick Who Used To Be Married To K-Fed on the Fox lot today for her How I Met Your Mother guest spot.


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David Archuleta's Lyric-Challenged Tumble From 'Idol' Frontrunner Grace

Posted by Seth at 9:25 AM on March 13, 2008

To say that David Archuleta arrived at the Idol Thunderdome last night carrying with him the judges' raised expectations is akin to saying the Magi had high hopes for that Nazareth kid over at the Ye Bethlehem Inn. He was, as Simon Cowell pronounced in the second week of competition, "the one to beat"--as good a coronation of Saviordom as any. His myth quickly grew: Animated woodland critters would suddenly appear every time he opened his mouth to sing...His voice could heal the lame, bringing to his feet scores of girls afflicted with a rare condition that rendered them incapable of lowering their arms...His farts smelled like freshly baked chocolate chip cookies. But anyone watching could immediately tell that something was not right:


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'The Incredible Hulk' Trailer Offers Promise Of Giant, Green, Angry Thing

Posted by Seth at 9:25 AM on March 13, 2008

The just-released trailer for The Incredible Hulk shows few signs of the shocking truth--splashed across the pages of The Finkeian Tattler--about the power-play going on behind the scenes. (For the uninitiated: Ed Norton has been offering up his creative point of view, which differs slightly from that of the 1200 other cooks required to make a superhero blockbuster. We know! Entirely shocking!) Based on these two-minutes of footage, it seems the touchy-feely beast of Ang Lee's version, weighed down with boring daddy-issues and roaming the streets of San Francisco like an HGH-abusing Gumby, has been replaced with something a little more in line with what Hulk fanatics expect from their gamma-ray-enhanced avocado-beasts. GRAGGGHHHHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!




Earlier today, we wondered aloud

Posted by Mark Graham at 9:20 AM on March 13, 2008

As to what Tina Fey could have possibly seen in Josh Hartnett's body of work that would lead her to think that he would be a suitable love interest for her character on 30 Rock. Well, it turns out that our speculation was for naught, as we have recently learned that the original OK! Magazine piece that ran this morning appears to be patently false. In an email communication just sent to Defamer HQ, an NBC spokeswoman told us that there's "Absolutely no truth to this story. OK magazine has it wrong..." Phew! This news not only soothes our irritable tummies, but it also fills our hearts with joy. While we bear no ill will towards Mr. Hartnett, we must admit that we can think of at least two dozen actors off the top of our heads who would make a better suitor for Liz Lemon. Yes, even Ashton Kutcher!


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Whooop! Whooop! Sound the denial alarm!

Posted by Seth at 9:05 AM on March 13, 2008

A spokesperson for Kevin Federline (who sounds suspiciously like K-Fed talking with a ladylike British accent) told Extra that the rumours about the former couchhusband starring in Legally Blonde: The Musical on Broadway are "not true." Face it, UsMagazine.com: You've been pap'd. We smell Kutcher-stink all over this. Or, alternately, that the producers of Legally Blonde: The Musical decided they couldn't accommodate Federline's request that he rap the lyrics to all his numbers. [ExtraTV.com]


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The 'Lost Boys 2' Trailer Premiere: Now With 100% Less Corey Haim!

Posted by Seth at 9:00 AM on March 13, 2008

With 21 years dividing the first The Lost Boys from its sequel The Lost Boys 2: Return to Lost Boys Island (An Interactive Sing n' Say DVD Adventure), we weren't expecting much from its trailer premiere on MTV.com; recapturing adolescent-vampire lighting-in-a-bottle, after all, seemed to us as unlikely a scenario as Corey Haim securing work from a trade ad announcing his splashy return to the game.


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'Funny Games': The Ultimate Bourgeois Nightmare Or Just Art House Torture Porn?

Posted by Mark Graham at 9:00 AM on March 13, 2008

For those of us out there who are active moviegoers, the weekend of March 14 has been circled on our calendars for some time. While 2008 has seen a handful of worthwhile releases hit the cineplex (think Be Kind Rewind, think Charlie Bartlett), the indie-inclined viewer has had painfully few movie choices from which to choose from so far this year. However, all that changes this weekend when Neil Marshall's Doomsday, David Gordon Green's Snow Angels and Michael Haneke's Funny Games make their way to a theatre near you. While all three will must sees (at least in my book), one of these flicks is drawing significant levels of pre-release controversy (if not great reviews). Specifically, Haneke's Americanised remake of his own 1997 pic Funny Games is being labelled by notoriously cranky film blogger Jeffrey Wells as being "the ugliest and most repulsive violent melodrama I've ever seen (including the thoroughly disgusting I Spit On Your Grave)" and, simultaneously, "a smart and nervy critique of sexy-violent movies ... and one of the ballsiest movies ever released by Warner Bros. in its 90 year history." Um, sign us up!


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Cameron Diaz Sets White People Back Another Few Years

Posted by Defamer Hollywood at 8:55 AM on March 13, 2008

Jodie Foster Returns To The Safety Of Her Glass-Walled Panic Room

Posted by Seth at 8:50 AM on March 13, 2008

Despite what CNN entertainment correspondent Kiki King reported as hard news over a ticker reading "Jodie Foster...Star of Taxi Driver and The Accused...Total lesbian...Admitted so at Hollywood luncheon...Thanked someone called her 'beautiful Cydney'....Must be longtime girlfriend...Jodie Foster...Star of Taxi Driver..." in an infinite loop, the actress's speech at a Women in Entertainment event in December was not the definitive soft-outing Foster-watchers had long hoped for. At least not according to a recent interview with Parade, in which The Brave One suddenly grew very skittish when the questions poked too close to home:

"When I look back at my life, I think it has been about the search for meaning and connection," Jodie Foster tells PARADE.


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Trade Roundup: Michael Bay Wonders How We Can Sex-Up A Basically Solid 'Rosemary's Baby' Premise

Posted by Seth at 8:45 AM on March 13, 2008

· Hollywood Out of Ideas: Michael Bay Instigating Another Completely Unnecessary Horror-Classic Remake Edition. After the announced despoiling of A Nightmare on Elm Street by his Platinum Dunes "horror shingle," the director is in talks to produce a remake of Rosemary's Baby for Paramount. Look for Megan Fox to star as the totally babealicious swimsuit model knocked up by Shia LaSatan. [THR]
· Ugly Betty showrunner Silvio Horta has signed a two-year, mid-seven-figure pact with ABC Studios to continue his Betty duties, and develop other series for the studio. [Variety]
· Finicky Hulk Edward Norton and highly blogpinionated Endeavor head Ari Emanuel are shopping around a documentary about Barack Obama's presidential bid. Some studios have expressed interest, so long as it's on a "happy-ending-contingent basis...And we think you know what we mean...Wink, wink..." [Variety]


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No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem

Posted by Defamer Hollywood at 8:20 AM on March 13, 2008

Possible '30 Rock' Role For Humourless Josh Hartnett Forces Us To Get Inside Tina Fey's Brain

Posted by Molly Friedman at 8:15 AM on March 13, 2008

We've never found much of what Josh Hartnett does particularly funny, with the possible exception of the scraggly 'stache that he's been sporting unironically for years. So how will the stiff-as-a-board actor fare when cast opposite the likes of Tina Fey and the rest of her comedically blessed cohorts on 30 Rock? OK! is reporting that Hartnett recently read for a part on the Emmy-winning laughfest as Fey's next love interest, a role that may last four to six episodes. And while this latest bit of stunt casting would be a major boost to Josh's embarrassing-of-late resume, the Emmy-winning show hardly needs a swarthy guest star to save it from sinking. So what does the much cleverer than us Tina Fey have up her sleeve?


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Y'All Ain't Ready For K-Fed In A Broadway Kickline

Posted by Seth at 8:00 AM on March 13, 2008

As his far more successful ex-wife continues her seemingly infinite spiral towards a state of ubiquitous oblivion, Kevin Federline has continued to defy all odds and expectations (of which there were none), and secure himself steady--and even prestigious--showbiz employment. To wit: An UsMagazine.com report claims producers of Legally Blonde: The Musical (which we watched in its entirety on MTV over Thanksgiving break--an activity only slightly gayer than gathering around a baby grand with some of your closest, rainbow-bethonged friends for a Sondheim singalong) are circling around America's Formerly Most-Hated Pimp to possibly star in the production:


A source says Britney Spears' ex, 30, may be heading to NYC in September to make his Broadway debut in Legally Blonde, the Tony-nominated musical adaptation of the hit film, Us Weekly reports in its latest issue, on newsstands now.


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SpitzerGate Leads Ari Emanuel To Question Where All The Honest Politicians Have Gone

Posted by Seth at 7:40 AM on March 13, 2008

It's been too long since we've cuddled up with HuffPo powerblogger Ari Emanuel: The dissolution of his Ari's Frustration of the Day column by no stretch of the imagination suggests the Endeavor partner has suddenly developed a Zen-like acceptance of his rightful, bitch-hugging place in the universe. On the contrary, it seems that certain lurid acts committed by state-level politicians have nudged the bug that's taken permanent residence inside his hindquarters further up the Ari Coast than ever before:

You can't effectively govern the people in public if you can't effectively govern yourself in private. Period. End of story. How can we allow you to make decisions that affect the private lives of others when you can't even control your own? [...]


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