We Thought Global Warming Was Bad For Polar Bears And Other Living Things…

By Clem Bastow on February 14, 2008 at 9:45 AM

…But it appears we, not to mention Al Gore and Leonardo Di Caprio, were very much mistaken.

Bugger those polar bears on their shrinking ice-caps. Stuff the idea that Venice might be submerged within years. According to our pals at News Ltd, the most pressing issue when it comes to global warming will be the untimely extinction of… the necktie.

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Won’t somebody think of the Roger David stores? God, it’s almost too much to take in.

We’re feeling a little fragile right now. We just didn’t see it coming. Hold us.

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