For the last couple of years, we've been fairly confident that we are the most devoted of Jillian Michaels fans out there. We blog about her more than we possibly should, considering she's only really been on Australian television screens this year for a depressing three minutes at best. We started that Facebook group. We imitate her making Shane cry with disturbing regularity on radio. Once we discovered the other day that she is, as we speak, on Australian soil, we actually contemplated contacting our bosses and asking them to cough up the cash for a stalky trip up north to track her down and convince her to make us do push ups and bawl our eyes out, thus making us happier than we could ever fathom being.

But Mallory, a recent commenter on Defamer Australia, has quite possibly outdone us. She puts forward a compelling argument as to why she is the number one Jillian Michaels fan on the planet, if not the universe.

Jillian is the most amazing, inspirational person that was ever created. Being the fitness guru that i am it's astonishingly phenominal(yea big words!)to watch jillian do what she does, i look up to her as if she's God (personally i think she's better)anyway, everytime i see her i get this feeling in my stomach that i really can't explain but its the best feeling in the world, it's almost as if i melt. i can GARUNTEE on my life and my family's life that i am 100% jillian's biggest most appreciative fan. I LOVE HER MORE THEN SOME OF MY FAMILY MEMBERS.

We believe we may, as the kids like to say, have been "served".

If we find out Mallory is a B.D Wong obsessive, we might as well give up this thing called Idiotic Fandom altogether.

 

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