Warney Wants To Take You To A Gay Bar, Gay Bar, Gay Bar!
Posted by Jess McGuire at 10:38 AM on February 12, 2008
It seems our Aussie cricketers know who to turn to when they want to have a jolly old knees up - it's former champ and living proof of the Spanish Flea-esque powers of a suitably raunchy text message, Mr Shane Warne! The Herald Sun reports today that members of the Australian cricket team decided to kick their heels up after their loss to Pakistan with a night on the town with Warney, and where did he take them? Why, a "gay-friendly" venue, of course.
They may have lost to India but that didn't stop the Australian cricketers from letting their hair down at a most unlikely Prahran nightspot on Sunday night.
Led by their former champion teammate Shane Warne, they celebrated long and hard at gay-friendly Love Machine.
Among the players partying were big stars Brett Lee, Michael Clarke, Adam Gilchrist,and Andrew Symonds.
"I didn't realise it was a gay night," Warne was heard joking when the cricketers arrived.
LOLOLOLOLOL GUD ONE SHANE!!1!
We'd suggest that taking their post-game celebrations to a rainbow flavoured nightspot may have been a wise choice by the Aussie cricketers, considering Shane Warne's colourful history with assorted ladies whilst out on the prowl (and the seemingly endless parade of tell alls to New Idea said encounters inspire) but the man has proven time and time again that physical distance need not be a problem when one has their trusty mobile phone in the palm of their hand, and a burning desire to "kick" someone's "puppy".

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