Short Ends: Vince Vaughn Fights Roid-Raging Ralphie!
· On last night's Late Show, Dave and Vince Vaughn hopped into the Career Wayback machine and revisited the time Vince nearly got his ass kicked by a steroid-enhanced Peter Billingsley. An after-school special classic!
· Amy Winehouse will miss the Grammys because she been denied a U.S. visa; the Embassy fears she might attempt to use her bloodstream to smuggle enough drugs into L.A. to kill everyone in the Staples Center. [rimshot]
· Wisely, John Mayer knows that all bloggers must be allowed no closer than 30 feet to him, even on supposedly safe cruise ships.
· Hey, unicorn! [via our favorite unicorn pusher]
8:27 AM on Fri Feb 8 2008
by Mark
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wow...he had alopecia areata...even back then.
nolovehere
@dango: Yeah, I saw it. It's called A Body To Die For: The Aaron Henry Story. It's a genre classic, lots of laughs...
jasonelias
Anyone ever see the Ben Affleck After School Special? If memory serves, it was also steroid related.
dango
Let that be a warning, indeed. Maybe it's time to take it down a notch, cowyboy.
jaded
That was Vince Vaughn? Man. He's aged like three times as fast as Peter Billingsley, who still looked in danger of having his mouth washed out with soap in The Break-Up.
Sweet Panda Love
@MNightDayLewis: There are no latchkey kids anymore. They're either already getting into trouble out on the streets, or in private hungarian folk dancing lessons.
CrankYank
How do kids these days live without the afterschool specials that kept us straight in the 80's?
Vaughn looks like his own father these days. A true tragedy. Still funny but was funny and hot. Peter Billingsly? Why can't Corey Haim learn some grace from Peter..
MNightDayLewis
@BoHan: I was getting very cranky without my unicorns...I think that one saw into my soul, and healed the ancient wounds.
Her Royal Empress Dr. Bufflekins III, Esq.
@redreb: Nonsense. What else would he do with his bazillion dollars? Who does he gotta look good for?
Tiger_Tanaka
It's been said that men become more distinguished as they age. Vince is proving to be the exception to make the rule. Pudgy Vince barely resembles his thinner, younger self. He needs to cut back on the Chicago-style, cheese-laden, stuffed pizza and Pabst Blue Ribbon.
redreb
Return of the Unicorns. I can die happy.
BoHan