Uncompromising Superproducer Scott Rudin Would Gladly Sacrifice 1000 Assistants For One 'No Country'
Posted by Seth at 4:31 AM on February 20, 2008
As a shepherd of great literary works from page to screen, assistant-gobbling producer/Kraken Scott Rudin is arguably without equal: He produced both of the dark, uncompromising visions currently vying for Oscar greatness, No Country for Old Men and There Will Be Blood. In an LAT profile, Rudin is credited with scooping up rich source material before it even hits bookstore shelves, pairing it with the right director, making casting suggestion, and even tweaking crucial moments in the script. (Recent legend has it that he quietly pulled P.T. Anderson aside between Blood takes to question if "maybe some other beverage besides Ovaltine might work better in that one line," before staring down at a half-finished Wendy's Frostee for the creative epiphany of a lifetime.) Still, no Rudin profile is complete without the requisite paragraph on his notoriously mercurial temper:
His tantrums are the stuff of legend. Battered by screaming fits, tossed objects and abrupt firings, his assistants rarely last long -- a 2005 Wall Street Journal piece estimated that Rudin went through 250 assistants in a five-year period (even Rudin admitted to 119, though his figure excluded assistants who didn't survive a two-week trial period). On the other hand, the industry is full of ex-Rudin assistants who've used the experience as a steppingstone to success.Sony Pictures chief Amy Pascal, who is releasing the Rudin-produced "The Other Boleyn Girl" this month, worked for Rudin as a young production executive. "He was tough," she recalls. "You'd give him script notes and get back his response, written with a big black pen, saying 'TERRIBLE IDEA!' But you'd always forgive him because he's so smart, cares so much and he gets movies made that no one else can."
Certainly, his brutal, call-roller cleansing regime is a matter of public record: Assistants' rights groups have been targeting Rudin ever since a mass grave was discovered behind his Paramount HQ by an after-hours security guard, who couldn't help but notice a human hand jutting out from a carefully tended flowerbed, still clasping a retrieved Diet Coke can whose lack of vanilla flavoring was what ultimately did them in. But for the elite few with the fortitude to survive the apprenticeship, great things are almost invariably in store: Pascal's time under the tyrannical mentor, for example, is widely credited with earning the Sony head the incongruous sex-parts that would ultimately win her titles like Showman of the Year.

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Benovite
Posted 6:06 AM 20/2/08
Technically, does he sleep at night?
Benovite
belltolls
Posted 6:06 AM 20/2/08
@TheStarterWife: Ordered him out of the car because he showed up late...but your story is better.
belltolls
SteamyMcFirecrotch
Posted 6:06 AM 20/2/08
Studio exec treats people like shit but makes lots of money for the studio, so his behavior is overlooked. What's your point?
SteamyMcFirecrotch
TheStarterWife
Posted 6:06 AM 20/2/08
Threw an assistant from his car!
How mad do you have to be to throw someone from a car?
TheStarterWife
belltolls
Posted 6:06 AM 20/2/08
Wonder Boys is worth maybe 20-25 assistants but not more than 40.
belltolls
Seth
Posted 7:30 AM 20/2/08
@TheStarterWife: Oh my God wasn't last week depressing enough? Smiles, people, smiles!
Seth
TheStarterWife
Posted 7:30 AM 20/2/08
@Steverino: Many people remember that day. [defamer.com]
TheStarterWife
Steverino
Posted 7:30 AM 20/2/08
One of Rudin's assistants, a friend of mine, went on to become a VP at the company. He was killed in a car accident this past December, and Rudin flew to PA to give a stirring eulogy at the funeral. He is okay in my book.
Steverino
sonjahenie
Posted 7:30 AM 20/2/08
@Benovite: Only with a 45 minute (or until he drifts off) scalp massage from a manicured assistant.
sonjahenie
CrankYank
Posted 7:30 AM 20/2/08
@Sweet Panda Love: Eh, they'd just start a bidding war for best sumo designates at the next wrestling competition in Tokyo.
CrankYank
TheStarterWife
Posted 7:30 AM 20/2/08
@belltolls: It's Rudin. Of course the story gets larger with time.
TheStarterWife
Sweet Panda Love
Posted 7:30 AM 20/2/08
Why not replace the Oscars with Rudin v. Harvey sumo wrestling? It would work on a symbolic level, and probably get better ratings.
Sweet Panda Love
parkslump
Posted 7:30 AM 20/2/08
Enjoy your high times while they last brother Rudin, soon you will go the way of the Weinsteins.
parkslump
TheStarterWife
Posted 8:30 AM 20/2/08
@Seth: Hey, I took the shrouds off of the mirrors already. What more do you want out of me.
TheStarterWife
Miss d
Posted 5:00 PM 21/2/08
Now Mark is gone - whence forth the unicorns?
Miss d