Thomas Dekker: The Sashay Chante Chronicles
Posted by Seth at 12:08 PM on February 22, 2008
· You might recognize Thomas Dekker as the almost- but-not -quite -gay Zach from Heroes, or as a young John Connor on Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles. In this photoshoot, we like to imagine he's listening to an advanced copy of Kylie's latest, and just celebrating all the great things happening to his career. [Queerty]
· Thursday Evening Mind-Melt, Pt. 1: You want meta? Here's your meta: Michel Gondry "swedes" his own Be Kind Rewind trailer. (Now get Amanda Bynes to swede the sweded trailer, and you're likely to have your brains run right out your ears!) [YouTube via The Thighmaster]
· MTV Movie Blog's Josh Horowitz always fantasized about starring in one of those parody Oscar openings, so he went ahead and made one himself. He looks curiously fetching in a Tilda Swinton wig. [moviesblog.mtv.com]
· Thursday Evening Mind-Melt, Pt. 2: It's the Twin Peaks backwards-dancing-midget dream sequence....Backwards. [YouTube]
· Jelly Bean Clooney! [PageSix.com]

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Seanibus
Posted 2:32 PM 22/2/08
In this photoshoot, I like to imagine that I am looking at something else.
Seanibus
hughman
Posted 2:32 PM 22/2/08
after this photo shoot, thomas dekker buried his face in his hands and cried.
hughman
Benovite
Posted 5:14 PM 22/2/08
Can you guys update to a new story so that this isn't the last thing I see tonight and the first thing I see tomorrow morning?
It's NSFMH(not safe for my heterosexuality).
Benovite
heidiho
Posted 6:12 PM 22/2/08
Hm, it looks more like Jelly Bean Reagan.
heidiho
CatherineTrammell
Posted 9:12 PM 22/2/08
Somewhere Zac Efron is giggling.
CatherineTrammell
Victor Ward
Posted 1:32 AM 23/2/08
@CatherineTrammell: Best comment ever.
I am spending an inordinate amount of time trying to read his underwear.
Penis of Must Cock....?
Victor Ward
gwendolyn
Posted 2:33 AM 23/2/08
In the head shot, he is the spitting image of Finola Hughes.
Can we hope for a 'Staying Alive' remake so the grand tradition of midnight movies may carry on into the 21st century?
After all, 'Rocky Horror' is just so, so tired...
gwendolyn
Muscato
Posted 2:33 AM 23/2/08
I think Penis of Must Cock was the porn version of Anne of Green Gables. But only 'cause Ruggles of Red Gap sounds likes its own porn version.
And I think that this photo session marks the point at which the contemporary blurring of the genders is complete.
And even after far too long spent trying, I simply cannot figure out the anatomy of that torso. It's gone all Mannerist, a grunge Pontormo or a boy (mostly) by John Currin...
Muscato