We didn't think there were many things that would make us want to replace our 60-inch LCD flat screen with an old-timey radio, but as Copyranter points out, this ad for celebrity chef-venturer and Top Chef guest-asshole Anthony Bourdain is probably one of them. We're not exactly sure what the context is for this particular nightmare, though we like to imagine Bourdain is affecting his best Gollum impression for the HD cameras as he pokes his head out of the world's largest vat of Shark's Fin Soup on the southern coast of Borneo. We only hope he's just peeling a celery stalk beneath that savory surface, and not taking a 1080p.

 

• ...and some things are not. [copyranter.blogspot.com]

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